Notice to Squids

[Holiday203]

Then come throw your army at a castle wall if you want to use it bundle of sticks. As for goretooth, once you guys started losing you all quit.

[Goretooth]

Then come throw your army at a castle wall if you want to use it bundle of sticks. As for goretooth, once you guys started losing you all quit.

aye I defeated that squids army then chased Jack and haven't played since. Don't cry again I'll be back at some point
can't we be steam buddies again?

[Balikar]

Then come throw your army at a castle wall if you want to use it bundle of sticks. As for goretooth, once you guys started losing you all quit.

In short, no.  I for one find field battles more fun.  I think the community does too.  That's why NA1 is more populated than NA2 at all hours of the day.  Also, I sucked it up and attacked a castle.  It was Caraf.  Sadly, you had abandoned it.  Hell, I even put up a post asking for a target, asking if you'd prefer a field battle or siege.  Remember this:

http://forum.melee.org/mercenary-recruitment/prime-time-na-battle-for-monday-11-10-14/

At this point I may just go park the Astralis armies in a castle and say screw it. 

[Bryggan]

chadz in a basket, Moonshine.  Haven't you ever played single player?  If you want to get them to fight you, you go to their lands and attack their villages.  Villages are essentially field battles with a few archer perches for the defenders.  When we were hunting Goretooth's army we took most of the villages looking for him.  We eventually found him hiding in New Tosdhar, his 1500 demoralized men apparently had fallen to drink and eventually were murdered by the peasants in their sleep.

True, we never did get our big field battle, but we tried.  So use a little strategy.  XP battles are gay.  Hit them where it hurts.

[Balikar]

chadz in a basket, Moonshine.  Haven't you ever played single player?  If you want to get them to fight you, you go to their lands and attack their villages.  Villages are essentially field battles with a few archer perches for the defenders.  When we were hunting Goretooth's army we took most of the villages looking for him.  We eventually found him hiding in New Tosdhar, his 1500 demoralized men apparently had fallen to drink and eventually were murdered by the peasants in their sleep.

True, we never did get our big field battle, but we tried.  So use a little strategy.  XP battles are gay.  Hit them where it hurts.

Tried that.  Took a fief, then a castle, and didn't get a word out of them.  They bitched and moaned all strat that people were sitting in fiefs, and my oh my, look at that,  they're doing it too. 

[MURDERTRON]

Can't you and Holiday just have this argument in person at Allday's place?  This is getting ridiculous.  Maybe settle it over a game of Smash?

[Balikar]

Can't you and Holiday just have this argument in person at Allday's place?  This is getting ridiculous.  Maybe settle it over a game of Smash?

No.  If I do it there, then you won't have anything at all to read.  Again, this is for the community.  ;-)

[Holiday203]

No.  If I do it there, then you won't have anything at all to read.  Again, this is for the community.  ;-)

You're right allday would probably rip your head off for being a dick bag. You wouldn't even make through the door since you disowned him over a mod of a game.

[Goretooth]

You're right allday would probably rip your head off for being a dick bag. You wouldn't even make through the door since you disowned him over a mod of a game.

nutbar

[Snufalufagus]

I'll have my daddy attack you holiday. He is big and mean and scary and you won't like it! Na na na na boo boo stick your face in doo doo!

[Bryggan]

If you're bored, take all their villages.  For E-peen's sake they must defend them.  And if they don't, your E-peen will engorge and become immensely large.  The sad thing is that this depends on roster support.  You could potentially lose a 2100 army to a peasant village if no one shows up.  But rather than quit Strat like a pussy (like three quarters of this game did), I'd say, 'Man up and RP!"

I'd say lay waste to villages, hunt caravans, and devestate the country side of the Squids.  in medieval times the weaker army never wanted a field battle, but hid in castles.  So the enemy forces attacked their source of income- villages.

So while we may all bitch at the devs for being so stupid to make towns castles and villages pretty much the same, we must realize they were mere children at the time.

So I say leave a fiery path of destruction in your wake.  Take the villages and move on. If they recapture them, take em again.  If you lose your army cuz of supid dumbass rotten homoerotic roster suport, then give up.  But, until you're army is defeated, never give up.

BTW, 13 Knights are going to have a war of extermination.  We intend to wipe!!!!  And whatever gentleman's agreement you guys made, I was never a part of it.  Nobody ain't never done no talkin to me.

I guess my point is that all people here are real people, and while I love you all, I am tempted to fuck y'al (ok, that came out gay

















Fuk y'al

[Balikar]

You're right allday would probably rip your head off for being a dick bag. You wouldn't even make through the door since you disowned him over a mod of a game.

I'm not going to allow you to bait me into saying something bad about All Day on the forums.  The breakdown in relations is personal, and goes further than a stupid game.  He's gotten me into other games, and left them shortly thereafter.  Trust me, it's not the game.

Edit:  Removed the personal parts about Holiday as well.  Shouldn't get personal in forums. 

[MURDERTRON]

Raise your hand if you're still Facebook friends with Allday.

[Balikar]

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[StonedSteel]

I'm not going to allow you to bait me into saying something bad about All Day on the forums.  The breakdown in relations is personal, and goes further than a stupid game.  He's gotten me into other games, and left them shortly thereafter.  Trust me, it's not the game.

Edit:  Removed the personal parts about Holiday as well.  Shouldn't get personal in forums.

oh but your wrong

IT TOTALLY SHOULD!

is there something going on between you and allday? you guys breakup? he cheat on u?

cmon now, dont be shy, tell uncle plumplum