Well, once this gets out I can predict my future:
1. My wife will divorce me and Corsair will marry me ingame and we will get a nice property together on tavern map
2. No sociallife (bb reallife friends)
3. No showers (why bother, none of you guys will be able to smell me and you will be the only onces I will hang with)
4. Getting fat
5. I will lose my job