Okay, as I stated somewhere before, original essay was written not by me, but by my friend formerly known as Macropus (his current name is Oakenlix and he is the best player of the Hellish Quart game winning multiple tournaments and holding a record on his primary game character (Lazlo) for a singleplayer time-trial regime as well). I posted his version because I was struggling to write my own piece of mind (mainly cos the topic seemed to be self-explanatory to waste my time on it) so I stayed banned for like 5-6 months playing NA battle (which was very fun btw) instead of EU siege. Anyway, I just came across my own half-finished essay, spended like a hour of my time to exercise in english since I don't play games anymore and struggle to find anyone to practice with in my english. Also I think it is fair that I should've written my own essay no matter what. So here is my own version finally...Teamkilling cxhelps no one 
Teamkilling helps no one. Well, let's be honest I have no idea what should I write on this topic. Because it's self-obvious and speaks for itself. Teamkilling is forbidden and it leads you to a ban. For Christ's sake... What shall I write about it? I have no idea. With the same success you could give me a task to write an essay called "Cutting your head off won't lead you turning into Einstein". Yes, it's fucking obvious that teamkilling is the bad thing. And obviously it can help you only if you wanna be banned for good. That's right. Absolutely it cannot help you. It just don't. Do you hear me? It does not help. It does not help you, or me, or whoever else you might think of. It doesn't help even your mom. So if you teamkill people it doesn't change anything regarding her situation, do you read me on that? I repeat - you can not save your mom with teamkilling people. Absolutely not. Bad idea. Go and think about it again. If you still think that teamkilling helps your mom then go and think twice. Take a big deep breath, hold some of it untill you feel refreshed and calm, then maybe it is a time for you to realize finally that teamkilling helps no one. It just doesn't help. Still think it helps anyone? But it still does not. So, hmm. I dunno. I kinda pity you if you still couldn't understand, but okay, let me try to explain it for ya.
Well, let me start from a simple question - you think that you can argue with me on that? You really think that I'm wrong and teamkilling helps people? Well, come one dude - are you even serious? You gotta be joking. What your arguments potentially could be like? Teamkilling actually helps? Or does it help someone? Really??? When, where, who? And how, would you mind to explain??? Cos I don't see, my dear friend, as for now, any realistic scenario where teamkilling helps anyone with something valuable which can be really measured and described as the helpful act. Let's not kid each other - it is just obvious that it won't help you in any sort or a kind of scenario. So just don't do that. Stop teamkilling people. Every time when you start feeling that you want to do that - just remind yourself how obvious that it that teamkilling helps no one. There is just no evidence that it helped anyone anywhere in the world. At least I never heard of it. Do you really still feel that you can potentially argue with that and prove otherwise? Look, we all know famous stories from the past, no matter what - Trojan War, or Vesuvius destroying Pompeii, the true love Dante had for Beatrice, or disaster of Titanic, no matter what else, how tragic, dramatic or romantic and uplifting they were - but can you tell me any worldwide known case when teamkilling helped someone? I doubt you can, because nothing comes to my mind. I doubt you can come up with some story actually proving me wrong.
So just let's not teamkill people because it just does not help. Don't let yourself do things that doesn't help. Those are useless acts. Not just that, they are counterproductive. "Why?" - you ask me? Because if your actions are not productive, then you simply waste your time doing it. And if you waste your time - you just waste your life. Remember, we already kinda proven that teamkilling helps no one (unless you still disagree, which would be awfully and absurdely silly), so if you waste your time and efforts on doing things that do no good, then you basically waste your life. Literally. Every single time you do it - it is a waste. Think of it. And then just stop. Don't teamkill anyone. Don't teamkill your friends, don't teamkill your enemies, don't teamkill your family, don't teamkill your dog. This is simple - just don't. They don't deserve it. Absolutely and fully. It is a solid fact. I know this shit may does not sound deep, I know - but this is just exactly the way of how these things work. That's how our life is happening - if you waste your time on teamkilling players in Warband, you may one day become the most well-known and recognized teamkiller this game like ever had, but your time has gone on just achieving this. And dude, this is useless. Your title of most dangerous Warband teamkiller adds zero actual worth to you as a human. Your mom won't be proud if you tell her you're a teamkiller, no matter even if you're the most accomplished teamkiller that possibly can be in theory. No girl would be looking at you with amusement if you deciede to inform her in full detail on how you are a big teamkiller in Warband. Because this all is just bunch of nothing. It really is. Because noone ever is gonna hug you or pat on your back and tell something like: "Kid, now you really showed them all and proved how good you are with what you're just doing there, my little teamkilling champion. Mah boy, it was such a good run and I'm proud of you, son". You won't be bursting in tears from your dad encouraging you this way, stop fooling yourself. The time has come to mature and finally grow up. So give up all these silly teamkilling daydreams and start doing some proper business like wearing kuyak and swinging the longsword left and right. And remember - don't let your mind to fool you if you still think teamkilling is the proper way to go, because you'll see yourself going the long road into nothing in the end. Just save your time and listen to me, because I had this mistake and I just been there. Nothing to see there, friend. So just seek your fortune elsewhere.
If you still feel unconvinced, then let me friendly remind you that (if you happened to miss this nuance) teamkilling also is just plainly forbidden (by the server rules, in our case). So, why you think it was forbidden? Do you really think that something valuable and good for the game would be outright banned from happening? Like really? Come on, how should it work if we'd stay with that logic? Because you know what else is forbidden? Molesting children is forbidden. So, you would really dare to argue that it should be allowed? Are you a paedophile yourself? Think of it. Think of it, dude. Raping females is forbidden. Are you a rapist? Killing people is forbidden too. Are you ok with it? Because if you'd argue that killing people should be legal, then look out dude. Somebody it going to take this into advanage and might want to kill ya too. Watch out, it is a dangerous game. Very risky, young man. Think of it better. Killing people irl is prohibited irl, just like teamkilling is also an illegal act by the server rules in our Warband game dude. So do you really dare to play such risky games crossing the lines? Because that is illegal stays illegal no matter what exactly you do. Doesn't matter if you kill people irl or teamkill some retarted archer crybabies unintentionally on the spawn due to finger slipping from the mouse button (just like I did), because once you've done some illegal, then you're wrong. Why you're wrong? Because you did bad thing, kid. And if you do bad thing even once in your life, then you are a loser in that game by default, dude, and there is no way of winning anymore, except just giving it up and stop doing bad things. We don't need to do bad things because they do no good. Right? You can't argue with that. So do good things now - join the right side. Stop doing bad things, just stop teamkilling. Because otherwise just think of it this way - you decide to do bad things, and ultimately if all of us would be doing the same as you, doing all the worst, illegal, criminal and horrible acts - then it would become unbearable quickly. And you would be the first to cry out loud for help, begging it to stop. Just think of it - you break the rules with teamkilling some and you get away with it, then people around also willing to feel equal with you, so they start teamkilling each other, they teamkill you, then some gets bored with this and proceeds to crossing other lines, so quick flashforward into the future and you look around at people swearing, robbing, maraudering, until they feel need to go and cross other boundaries and lines, and that is exactly what they would do if they get away with doing illegal thing, or if there is no rules whatsoever. So look at them proceeding into next spectacle to entertain themselves, whatever it would be like - raping and killing people, murdering and torturing all that is valuable for you, and coming to execute your-exact-self too in the end. How would you feel with that? What your words would be like in your final hours of agony when all the bad people around would torture you slowly with most painful and humiliating ways possible. Would you happily proclaim how sweet and fun was it for you to teamkill people in Warband game and how you were exactly the one - the special one who started this all with teamkilling some noob in the fucking game? I doubt this would be what you would do. And it all starts with just crossing one line, and once you've done that it is just a matter of how many further lines you've crossed, because you've an outlaw now anyways. It might be just one line, but nothing can stop you anymore from crossing all the others, cos now you're a beast. You're an animal that learned the taste of blood for the first time, and now you're hungry. So don't be surprised if you'll find yourself in prison shortly after the next time you teamkilled some useless archer in Warband game. Because you'd be very likely to cross so many other lines, and it will be too late for you to notice that you have blood on your hands. That you are a criminal - that you're cutting throats of innocents and raping children. This is exactly what you are is - a murderer, a soulless killing machine and it all started right there, when you first crossed the line and killed some idiot archer fool on the spawn. So if you feel you still want to argue - please just don't. Just let this feeling go. You better step back outside from that territory, so if you ever did something bad in your life - then just go back. Pay the price and face the consequencies and never ever cross the line again. Don't even try to feel need to do so or to defend illegality even out of sheer curiousity. There is simply no other way back to normal life, to being a normal human being. You have only one chance. If you do bad thing and people were there to catch you with that and prove and explain you that you indeed did something wrong, then just never do that again. You had mistake? Whatever it was - you have only one chance to repair yourself. So I'm now telling you that teamkilling helps no one, so you should not do that. If you do that again once - then you are a none. If you teamkill people, you are a bad. Do you want to be a maniac, a lunatic, a criminal, a killer - a teamkiller maybe? Do you? Really? You think you're smart enough to outsmart those undeniable facts and truths?
Ok, mr. Smart. If you are indeed that smart - then look on it using the base formal logic. Doing bad deeds makes things worse (you can't argue with that), and obviously people right now have enough power to do things so much bad that it would basically destroy the planet and all humanity itself. Not just some local conflict, and I don't even speak of some horrible war or inhuman henocide (like Gxitler did) - I speak here of the ultimate end. The end of the living as we know it. It can be nuclear war or some other man-made cataclysm, death of the planet and full extinction of human race and all the other known forms of living. Death of our universe would be beyond tragic and horrible to describe. This is just beyond any human expression to actually imagine that some people would intentionally act to bring us to such fate. Simply because if the end would be full non-existence of our and other species, of our planet and solar system, or of the universe itself, then this all is pointless. I mean just everything that we know, that we have or what we had it the past or what we're gonna do in the future is pointless quite literally if the final point would be simply nothingness. You can't concioussly choose yourself to do pointless action, because just try to do something absolutelly useless like in the middle of the day do a break by tying your hands with the rope and lay in bed for 4 hours straight each day for no actual reason and while doing just absolutely nothing during that time (not listening to music or even restrict yourself from thinking of anything useful while doing those breaks), and you'll quickly get incredibly frustrated, or even if you're not it still would not give you anything as a result - because those would be just hours of your life wasted on literally nothing and thrown away from your lifetime forever with nothing to return back. Now, if you would be doing something as bad and useless as that leading you or us as a species to ultimate fail with unhelpful or meaningless actions, then you are litterally worst people in the history of mankind. If you want us, humans, to extinct, if you want no future for us, if you offer no better ultimate goal for us as a species than just some fucking teamkilling in Warband... Well, then you are worse than any worst criminal formerly known. Not just that - you are in fact worse than them all combined, because if those criminals from the past had their own twisted reasons and wicked plans seeing better future in disturbed utopian ways, but all that you instead has to offer is that you want us all to go nowhere, to the complete nothingness. You just want all of us to die. I repeat, ALL OF US - those who are currently living, but as well as those who lived in the past and those living in the future and all that we ever learned, loved and knew. If you really insist on doing wrong deeds and disturbing, unfriendly, unhelpfull acts - then you're just a most dangerous and horrible villian for a the whole humanrace possible and I'll be the first one to singlehandely kill you just to save me-myself, and all that is worthy and valuable for me. To save the universe from your ultimate and savage cruelty. And I don't even care if you'd happen to be my Warband teammate, I'd be killing you. Simple as that and no doubts. Because reality is that we play for the totally different teams, mr Satan. Think of it when you feel you have urge to cross any line again, because I don't think I'll allow you just to make it. For the sake of all humanity - I will stop you. I promise, mr Teamkiller. You have my word. I will kill you and will do that with great pleasure, because I know I won't be killing a human - no no friend, I would be killing a source of inhumane evil which is threatening to destory all the universe. So if you deciede to act inhumanly, don't expect people around to act peacefully towards you, mr Big Mouth. So you better join our team of human, of people, of peaceful men who never teamkill one another, because if I will ever see again somebody teamkilling their mates in Warband game, I'll take my deadliest weapons and slay all your family to its core just to prevent any seeds of evil to spread and grow. So if you are a teamkiller - you are dead, bro. You are a free unpaid member of cast for the next Suicide Squad movie that I'm gonna shoot with you and members of your family. Once I see you killing your teammate - you are all fucking dead, so you better listen to me reminding you friendly that teamkilling helps no one. It just does not indeed, I guarantee you. You have my warning and all the rest is up to you, chap.
And if even this was not enough for you to prove that teamkilling helps no one, then I will state just one more final thing in the end of my speech here. Listen closely, friend - because what I'm about to say is going to change your life like literally forever. I know I had already some arguments for you, but this one is special, so let it fill your mind. Just let it flow and see how your life is going to change for good forever. Look, the thing is... Well fuck you, because my mandatory 10000000 words limit I was obliged to come up with ended right there, so fuck you all and this useless shit haha... Oh, good Lord... Anyway, thanks for having your time with me and houp u unban mi, and I hope I'll never teamkill anyone egeion,
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Porthis, xoxo
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