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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #120 on: October 31, 2014, 08:29:48 am »
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This thread is pretty much the reason why I won't play strat again. I always tried to get into it but I never could. I could get past the mechanics, and the fact that it's browser based and you literally have to be attentive to it at a moment's notice (this part is probably the worst, there's times when I can't look at a computer for days because I use one for work extensively). I can get past having to stay up to 2AM to get to a battle when I have to wake up at 6:30AM every morning to make my commute to work. I can get past having to do math to calculate how much silver I'll make, how fast I will move, upkeep and all that shit.

What I can't get past is how fucking retarded people get over this. It's literally mind boggling how seriously some people take it and the lengths they go to. The shitposting, abuse of mechanics, and general ass-hattery makes strat beyond off-putting. This community was much more chilled and relaxed before strat came along. Now it's just split into several camps of people that hate each other over pixel castles and villages.

Yep that's a real prevailing attitude over Strat, and honestly lots of games like it. So much time you need to invest in getting anything done, esoteric knowledge needed to not make mistakes, and level of commitment to getting everyone to deposit troops, coordinate PP spending in every fief, anything involving goods.. takes a specific kind of person to not instantly get burnt out after a single war campaign. The same kind who make all the shit posts about it. Spergs.

Strategus as is should be called Spergagus. Who wants to sperg the hardest, the longest, and who wants to have the least amount of fun at the end of it all.

Of course spergs will rise into power in any persistent game, but ideally most casual but interested players who prefer fighting over trading and diplomacy will get more than enough self-sufficient gold/troops to continously and worthlessly send well geared 500~ ticket armies into the territory of those spergs to make them rage and give us battles. Make it easy for any Strat player to make or rebuild their own.. warband.. and maybe it won't turn into mega alliance spergdom and afk wasteland.
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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #121 on: October 31, 2014, 12:08:50 pm »
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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #122 on: October 31, 2014, 12:20:22 pm »
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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #123 on: October 31, 2014, 08:23:16 pm »
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esoteric

Nice. Didn't read your post tbh nor anyone's here before I just shittalk, but nice, first time I've seen esoteric used in AGES.
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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #124 on: October 31, 2014, 10:18:50 pm »
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The funny thing is the strat admins cheat, just like Tydeus did at the beginning  of this round. http://forum.melee.org/strategus-general-discussion/who-is-incharge-of-strategus5/msg994743/#msg994743

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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #125 on: October 31, 2014, 10:54:46 pm »
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Nice. Didn't read your post tbh nor anyone's here before I just shittalk, but nice, first time I've seen esoteric used in AGES.

Or you just Google'd the word and were impressed that a Native English speaker was fairly proficient in their language, unlike you who cannot even spell "comedian".

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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #126 on: November 01, 2014, 07:08:35 am »
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Niggas gettin tyrannosaurus rekt up in dis bitch.

Real talk doe. If you is a bitch ass nigga den you probably on the crpg dev team. If you is a crying wolf all damn day, den you is probs dat bitch ass nigga kesh. If you is a straight up bundle of sticks den you probs daruvian or sandy. If you is a piece of shit scum of the earth douchebag den you is probably McDeath aka McBan dat mofo masshole and give em dat sweet sweet Raw admin D and go to town on em.
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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #127 on: November 01, 2014, 08:28:15 am »
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Niggas gettin tyrannosaurus rekt up in dis bitch.

Real talk doe. If you is a bitch ass nigga den you probably on the crpg dev team. If you is a crying wolf all damn day, den you is probs dat bitch ass nigga kesh. If you is a straight up bundle of sticks den you probs daruvian or sandy. If you is a piece of shit scum of the earth douchebag den you is probably McDeath aka McBan dat mofo masshole and give em dat sweet sweet Raw admin D and go to town on em.

You sunk pretty low doe rofl personally the dev's should just fuck themselves for making a shit game.

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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #128 on: November 01, 2014, 01:36:03 pm »
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The funny thing is the strat admins cheat, just like Tydeus did at the beginning  of this round. http://forum.melee.org/strategus-general-discussion/who-is-incharge-of-strategus5/msg994743/#msg994743

Just to clarify, when I say "strat admins" I just mean Tydeus.

PS. Who the fuck unlocked my thread that was linked?

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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #129 on: November 01, 2014, 08:35:01 pm »
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I gave up on the devs doing anything to help support the game or the player base. I just decided that I should focus on my career as a professional fantasy football player and just continue to be in the top ranked players for NHL 14.

That being said I will humbly decline any further comments on any actions that have taken place in crpg.
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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #130 on: November 02, 2014, 11:36:11 am »
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Makes me glad I don't care about Strat anymore, so I don't have to read through all that shit :D
For all the non-believers, look no further than this thread for proof that while strat battles are won/lost in NA3/EU3, strat wars are won and lost on the forums.
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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #131 on: November 02, 2014, 12:14:20 pm »
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And just when I thought all hope is lost for Smooth.. he comes back with a post that is intelligent and makes sense, from the beginning to the end.

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Do you honestly think you have any sort of moral authority, Reyiz? Go genocide some more armenians and deny it ever happened, please, and stay in the middle east.
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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #132 on: November 02, 2014, 06:25:49 pm »
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*Devs wake up and switch on computer, opens up crpg forums*
"I wonder how my people are doing today? Hopefully still pledging thier lives to CRPG."
*Clicks Strategus part of the forum*
"Oh dear, those blasted colonials are complaining again. Ever since 1776 those damned Americans have only been causing trouble. Sometimes I wonder why we even bother to have servers in North America."
*chadz forms an idea*
"I say old beans, I have formulated quite the plan. What if....."
*The devs talk long into the night and decide that next patch shall contain the remedy for crpg.*

What was chadz' idea to make crpg better once and for all? Do they make the ultimate balance? More items? Make strat better? Or shut down NA servers?
You decide.

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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #133 on: November 02, 2014, 06:34:45 pm »
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Squids are still attacking KbW fiefs #lawl

If I had a dollar for every fuck I gave I would be begging for money on the street. The only thing I care about is that you are attacking on the lord's day. #BradyVsManning #BradyIsAGodInHimself #FuckTonyRomo #WorstFantasyDraftEver #INeedPeytonToGetHurtToWinToday #Hashtag



Edit: Holiday remains my favorite squid that plays crpg. Alec comes in second. I don't even know what angello is doing anymore but he would be third.
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Re: Cmpx & Harald - Cheating sanctioned in Strategus both this one and next one
« Reply #134 on: November 03, 2014, 05:02:34 pm »
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It really doesnt take much to get banned on these forums. But fuck, i even know not to call out a developers lineage. Seems any random twat can mute and ban you. I was banned for bringing up a historical fact about native americans, for like 3 months!

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