The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --

[MrPink44]

Do I need to really apply? Or just say MY LIFE FOR THE GAY GOD! and let you plug me 3 or 4 times while I give you a handy. imgay plz gib archsbishop of anal title to me.

[Artyem]

Name: Artyem
Gay? (Yes/No): Yes
Why do you want to join?: To crush the enemy of the gay god in sweaty shirtless combat.

I, Artyem, solemnly vow that I believe the Gay God to be the one and only true deity in Strategus. I will study and fight alongside the Holy Order of the Gay God, for they are my Brothers and Sisters. I will spread His name to every corner of the Strategus map, and fight for the sake of His righteousness. I will destroy any heretics who attempt to stain his name. Now begins my gay watch. It shall not end until my death or until I can no longer serve the Gay God.

[Ragnar_Ulfson]

Stupid.  Like you!

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Are you offering the order a Gay Monastery for Strat 5?

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I would only bring back the GOBBLIN KING'S REALM if it could live up to its former total glory, and I don't know if that is possible anymore. Many former GOBBLINS just don't play anymore.

[Screaming Idiot]

What is your religion's stance towards bisexuals? 

[Sandersson Jankins]

Name: Sandersson
Gay? (Yes/No): Yes, very
Why do you want to join?: hello i am gay yes

I, my old friendtron9000, solemnly vow that I believe the Gay God to be the one and only true deity in Strategus. I will study and fight alongside the Holy Order of the Gay God, for they are my Brothers and Sisters. I will spread His name to every corner of the Strategus map, and fight for the sake of His righteousness. I will destroy any heretics who attempt to stain his name. Now begins my gay watch. It shall not end until my death or until I can no longer serve the Gay God.

I would like to request the rank of Reverend, as held in the first crusade against heterosexuality in the world of persistence.
I can only pray (on my knees of course, hue) that future crusades are more successful than our first.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

What is your religion's stance towards bisexuals? 

As Archbishop of the Gay Church I am proud to say that we accept bisexuals so long as they can yearly prove their homosexual commitment to their vows and the Gay Church. That is, we will regularly test you for gayness. So long as you pass the tests (Holy Gay Trials, we call them) you may become or remain a member.

Go in His' Gay name, brother. Blessings upon you.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ElL8hdQD_4

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Strat 5's nearly over, come take Tulga.

If i cant find the owner to transfer it, then i'll keep the roster empty, unlike our inactive faction you may get to use our gear and troops before strat ends.

I pray for Strat 6 to be worthy of our attention.

I am on my way now to consecrate the City of Tulga. Once claimed its new name shall be The Gay Monastery. Hail, gay friend... HESKEYTIME, for your service to The Holy Order of the Gay God in our time of need, I declare you a Missionary of the Gay God. You are an honorary member of our Gay Order now.

Praise be unto his Gayness, amen.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

NEW MEMBERS ACCEPTED

HESKEYTIME - Missionary (Honorary Member)
Artyem - Knight
Sandersson - Priest (You may go by the anal(lol anal)ogous title of Reverend, my Brother.)
Mr. Pink - Priest (You may go by the name Pecker Priest if you so prefer.)
Havelle - Knight

Ranks are subject to change to accommodate the Gay Church's needs at any time.

[Sandersson Jankins]

NEW MEMBERS ACCEPTED

HESKEYTIME - Missionary (Honorary Member)
Artyem - Knight
Sandersson - Priest (You may go by the anal(lol anal)ogous title of Reverend, my Brother.)
Mr. Pink - Priest (You may go by the name Pecker Priest if you so prefer.)
Havelle - Knight

Ranks are subject to change to accommodate the Gay Church's needs at any time.

Praise be to the based Gay God, brother.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Now with a link added that when you click it it makes you apply to the Holy Order of the Gay God on Strategus! Here it is!

http://strategus.c-rpg.net/send_action.php?action=joinFaction&id=542

Keep in mind if you click this it will make you leave your faction and apply to the Holy Order of the Gay God!

[HarryCrumb]

well fuck me, i accidently joined this group of bundle of stickss

[Sandersson Jankins]

well fuck me, i accidently joined this group of bundle of stickss

The Gay God works in mysterious ways, my son.

You're in a better place now.

[Tojo]

I cant tell if you are poking fun at HG or not, but +1

[Sandersson Jankins]

I cant tell if you are poking fun at HG or not, but +1

The Gay God is not only the one, true God of cRPG, he is also a jealous God. Even so, while He does not approve of your worship of a false deity, He will not compel his disciples to mock you for it.

He will only punish you with righteous sodomy.