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The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
« on: October 27, 2014, 12:05:00 am »
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The Holy Order of the Gay God

The Holy Order of the Gay God is a sacred religious organization dedicated to spreading the worship of the one and only true god: the Gay God.

We are a Strategus faction in NA. Our members are allowed to remain in whatever clans they like as Missionaries of the Gay God so that they may better spread our Holy message. Below is a link to join our faction.

http://strategus.c-rpg.net/send_action.php?action=joinFaction&id=542


Our current objective is to gain Brothers and Sisters to fill our ranks so that we may have strength for Strategus 6 where we can revitalize the community by imbuing them with the holy and gay strength of our deity. We shall forcefully take a fortress on the Strategus map to utilize as a Gay Monastery, and expand our influence throughout the realm until the religious demographic of North America is shifted to the worship of the Gay God. We will align ourselves with believers and use our influence to destroy heretics. If you are interested, please fill out the Application in one of the spoilers below and post it as a reply to this thread.


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Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2014, 12:05:25 am »
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Reserved.

**Praise be unto the Gay God.**

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« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2014, 12:24:02 am »
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Yeesh! Count me in gaiz! I got my denim satchel and I'm ready to mingle :)

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Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2014, 12:27:12 am »
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Does anyone want to give me a free castle for Strat 5?

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Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2014, 12:29:30 am »
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Name:Apollo
Gay? (Yes/No):
Why do you want to join?: I like men.

I, Apollo, solemnly vow that I believe the Gay God to be the one and only true deity in Strategus. I will study and fight alongside the Holy Order of the Gay God, for they are my Brothers and Sisters. I will spread His name to every corner of the Strategus map, and fight for the sake of His righteousness. I will destroy any heretics who attempt to stain his name. Now begins my gay watch. It shall not end until my death or until I can no longer serve the Gay God.
You don't need to ban or anything just for future reference or something because he's rude to me.
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Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2014, 12:34:38 am »
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Name: Assington
Gay? (Yes/Yes): Yes
Why do you want to join?: Because all my eLife I've been misunderstood, been an outcast. I would like to be surrounded by the cock munching, sweaty bodied brethren.

I, Assington, solemnly vow that I believe the Gay God to be the one and only true deity in Strategus. I will study and fight alongside the Holy Order of the Gay God, for they are my Brothers and Sisters. I will spread His name to every corner of the Strategus map, and fight for the sake of His righteousness. I will destroy any heretics who attempt to stain his name. Now begins my gay watch. It shall not end until my death or until I can no longer serve the Gay God.


I have land to give to the Gay God; however, conservative heretics are sieging them.

My army is strong
as is my schlong
I will do what must be done
In the Gay kingdom to which i cum
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« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2014, 12:36:23 am »
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Name:
Gay? (Yes/No):
Why do you want to join?: I need a home for my new pants and shoes and I figured since the closet in my master bedroom is stuffed that I could use a new place to mingle and jingle!

I, Sentinel, solemnly vow that I believe the Gay God to be the one and only true deity in Strategus. I will study and fight alongside the Holy Order of the Gay God, for they are my Brothers and Sisters. I will spread His name to every corner of the Strategus map, and fight for the sake of His righteousness. I will destroy any heretics who attempt to stain his name. Now begins my gay watch. It shall not end until my death or until I can no longer serve the Gay God.

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Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2014, 01:13:01 am »
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Me too hungover. Me like clan of gay god. Me join, yes?
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« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2014, 01:14:15 am »
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My son, you must post the holy vows in order to join. Now I am going to get drunk too and play cRPG.

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« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2014, 01:41:10 am »
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ALL APPLICANTS WHO HAVE SAID THEIR VOWS HAVE NOW BEEN ACCEPTED AT THE FOLLOWING RANKS (PROMOTIONS WILL COME SOON FROM WORK 4 THE GAY GOD IN BATTLES AND SPREADING HIS HOLY NAME, 4 NOEW THESE 4 U R RANKS):

Sentinel -- Knight
Assington -- Knight
Apollo - Serf


ty 4 reading
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Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2014, 01:45:00 am »
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pls make me honorary member. i swear to suck dick as long as i live.

p.s. 2 gay to copy application template  8-)

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« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2014, 01:49:30 am »
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Johnson accepted as Missionary (Honorary Member)!

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« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2014, 02:46:23 am »
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Name: Panda
Gay? (Yes/No):
Why do you want to join?: because i love the gay god

I, Panda, solemnly vow that I believe the Gay God to be the one and only true deity in Strategus. I will study and fight alongside the Holy Order of the Gay God, for they are my Brothers and Sisters. I will spread His name to every corner of the Strategus map, and fight for the sake of His righteousness. I will destroy any heretics who attempt to stain his name. Now begins my gay watch. It shall not end until my death or until I can no longer serve the Gay God.
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« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2014, 02:49:58 am »
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Name: His highness, Phantasmal_Astralis
Gay? (Yes/No): Yes
Why do you want to join?: to rampage around the map to space jam remixes.

I, *Phantasmal*, solemnly vow that I believe the Gay God to be the one and only true deity in Strategus. I will study and fight alongside the Holy Order of the Gay God, for they are my Brothers and Sisters. I will spread His name to every corner of the Strategus map, and fight for the sake of His righteousness. I will destroy any heretics who attempt to stain his name. Now begins my gay watch. It shall not end until my death or until I can no longer serve the Gay God.
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« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2014, 03:08:17 am »
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New Brothers and Sisters accepted into the Holy Order of the Gay God!

Phantasmal -- High Priest
Potato Salad -- Squire


praise be unto his gayness

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