Incoming [L]oomz! Hirlok gives away looms! (updated: results are in!)

[SyderOne]

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[Little Lord Lollipop]

You are the#1 archer of the world and #1 my old friendcher of my heart. It has been a blast shooting internet knights alongside you these past few years. Best of luck with your travels, may you find refuge in the first world and have 40 ping for all your future endeavors.

Since some weaboo got a flaming katana. I would like to propose that the Woolen cap be renamed:

DUN

DUN

DUUUHHHH


Hermit's Cap
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Make it happen devs


PS: I'd be honored to have your longbow Hirlok, it is the only one in ATTS

[Hirlok]

PS: I'd be honored to have your longbow Hirlok, it is the only one in ATTS

WUT????? What sort of ranger clan was I in??? ;-)
I'll dump it in in the armory after the weekend, keep dem teamshots coming!

[Sari]

Mighty Knobbed Mace or MW longbow

Good luck Hirlok!!! Be safe where ever you are moving too!!! Maybe comeback sometime!!

[Stud_Muffin]

Ragged outfit please, I'll wear it in honor of you.

[Tristan_of_Erzoth]

Gimme loomz Hirlok you glorious fat bastard. I'll take literally any of that shit. Its been fun playing with you an siege and shit man.

[Hirlok]

ssooooooo - see - I could not decide because of course several people I love wanted the same items - so I did a good old-fashioned raffle drawing. That bowl btw is normally used for collecting horse shit for the roses errrrr, pancake dough...

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Results updated in first post - the "winners" please put up a trade for their item / 1 gold on the marketplace.
Have fun with dem stinking Hermit items...

BTW I am not offended if you sell/trade/burn them, nobody has to keep them warm for me.

Right - let's see...

- loomz gibben: CHECK
- money & longbow in ATTS armory/bank: CHECK
- said 'Bye" to most of my friends and lovers here: CHECK
- contact details posted for those who want to stay in touch: CHECK
- got showered with praise, funny pics/vids and good wishes: CHECK
- had myself banned for 3 months so I stick to the plan: CHECK

All done, Hermit over and out.

I will check on forums once in a while, maybe do some blatant advertizing for my real-life stuff (incoming books and a kickstarter/indiegogo project for a video fitness course production), and be back to occasional gaming in a few months!

See you around guys and take care!

[Jona]

Fare thee well, Hirlok. Good call, getting yourself banned to make sure you stay away, for the only way out of crpg is in a body bag with a ban.    Best of luck in your real world endeavors, for crpg is already a darker place without you.


EDIT: Oh snap, I just realized I actually won something! Thank you Hirlok, you are a gentleman and a scholar! Since I have no doubt that you shall return to us someday soon (with better ping, too!), your item shall be waiting for you. No doubt you will finally want to flex your melee-muscles once you relocate, so all you need to do is ask, and the Hermit's Hafted Blade shall be your's once more!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=706040

[Talanarsis]

Gimme loomz Hirlok you glorious fat bastard. I'll take literally any of that shit. Its been fun playing with you an siege and shit man.

Give nothing to Tristan! He's a furry IRL, and he yiffs with Clockwork every night!

I'll miss you shooting me in the  face Hirlok.. Good luck with whatever you're doing!

[Daunt_Flockula]

Thought I wasn't worthy of the Great Hermit's Black Lamellar Vest and removed my first link. So here you, a new link: http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=706061

This will be a holy item to me dear Hirlok. It will be an eternal memento to be cherished forever. Thanks and good luck in your wanderings. I will be keeping an eye on your journeys as well

[Hirlok]

Give nothing to Tristan! He's a furry IRL, and he yiffs with Clockwork every night!

I'll miss you shooting me in the  face Hirlok.. Good luck with whatever you're doing!

LOL - same! take care, you annoying not-virgin ;-)
and: too late. Tristan will get my maul - may he whack you whenever you marry a new husband ;-)

[Hirlok]

Thought I wasn't worthy of the Great Hermit's Black Lamellar Vest and removed my first link.
This will be a holy item to me dear Hirlok. It will be an eternal memento to be cherished forever.

...may it protect you against those damn my old friendchers... LOL

[Hirlok]

EDIT: Oh snap, I just realized I actually won something! Thank you Hirlok, you are a gentleman and a scholar!

LOL - thanks Jona! actually I thought about fixing the lottery when your ticket came up - you are annoying enuff already without my LHB...
Have fun with it and slash them horsemy old friends good!

[Rico]

- had myself banned for 3 months so I stick to the plan: CHECK

Wow, that's what I imagine willpower to be like

[T]hank you kind sir, I will wear the Rus Shoes with pride! I hope you don't have smelly feet huehue

All the best for your future!

Hope to see you again in Bannerlord and M:BG

[Tojo]

Thank you Lord of Lag, Prince of ping for your gift of throwing daggers! I shall use them as they were intended, to annoy the cap out of everyone.

I assume we are putting stones up on Marketplace? If so I will add offer under the name Drew_Brees (my thrower)