COS IT'S A PATCH, OF DESTINY!!!
Cause it's the Patch of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin' cause it's fuckin' insane.
It's just the Patch of Destiny child,
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.
In Vienna Beach there was a man named chadz.
When he buskin he was all the rage.
He met the devs and he taught them well.
All the techniques that were developed in hell.
Cock-pushups and the power slide.
Troll simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named c-rpg.
and then they made the Patch Of Destiny.
Cause it's the Patch of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin' cause it's fuckin' insane.
It's just the Patch of Destiny child,
our tasty moves are better than a chicken chow mein.
Cause he who is sleazy,
is easy to pleasy.
and she who is juicy,
must be loosy-goosey.
and he who is groovy,
will be in my mod, so come on!
The wizard and the demon had a battle royale,
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow.
But then he broke his tooth,
and thus the demon said Ow.
Cause it's the Patch of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin' cause it's fuckin' insane.
It's just the Patch of Destiny child,
you know our mod's better than the native game
Cause he who's a geezer,
must live in my freezer.
and she who is snarky,
is full of malarkey.
and he who is groovy,
must be in my mod, so come on!
Cause if you're a diva,
then go to Geneva.
and if you're a croney,
then suck on my boney.
and if you are groovy,
then get in my mod,
It's called the Patch of Destiny.
It's called the Patch of Destiny!
