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Looking for an American wife.
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:42:04 am »
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Looking for an American wife.

keeping it short:

between 20-38 y old.
In Texas or some "hick" state.
Figure doesn't matter that much
TaTa's doesn't matter that much
Badonka donk is a +
Know how to make Mac'n'cheese
Own 1 or more guns.

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« Last Edit: October 16, 2014, 08:46:50 am by Halfdan_stenman »
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Re: Looking for an American wife.
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2014, 01:41:38 pm »
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Feels like there aren't any texaneers or hick chicks in this forum.
Maybe i should try the "Smokey and Hannah the horse: Stop the illegal imigrants from mexico"game forum. :'(
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Re: Looking for an American wife.
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2014, 03:43:29 pm »
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I thought you were moving to Shanghai which leads me to believe that you're gonna sell your potential wife over there...
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Re: Looking for an American wife.
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2014, 04:19:11 pm »
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Where is the joke?
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Re: Looking for an American wife.
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2014, 04:21:14 pm »
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Quote from: Zhyang on October 16, 2014, 04:19:11 pm
Where is the joke?

The OP himself is a joke
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Re: Looking for an American wife.
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2014, 04:35:54 pm »
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you're hurting my feelings :'(((
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Re: Looking for an American wife.
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2014, 06:11:08 pm »
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Quote from: Halfdan_stenman on October 16, 2014, 08:42:04 am
Figure doesn't matter that much
TaTa's doesn't matter that much
Badonka donk is a +

disgusting person



or black guy
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Re: Looking for an American wife.
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2014, 06:34:08 pm »
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Quote from: Halfdan_stenman on October 16, 2014, 04:35:54 pm
you're hurting my feelings :'(((

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Re: Looking for an American wife.
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2014, 11:02:58 pm »
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Quote from: Kafein on October 16, 2014, 06:11:08 pm
disgusting person



or black guy

So for you it is the opposit?

12 year old



Or a virgin


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Re: Looking for an American wife.
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2014, 11:07:15 pm »
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Choose her old and rich. But it's quite rare among cRPG players.
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Re: Looking for an American wife.
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2014, 11:11:34 pm »
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Quote from: Tovi on October 16, 2014, 11:07:15 pm
Choose her old and rich. But it's quite rare among cRPG players.

He has bulldyke "female" crpg players to choose from, at least
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Re: Looking for an American wife.
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2014, 11:32:19 pm »
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Quote from: lombardsoup on October 16, 2014, 11:11:34 pm
He has bulldyke "female" crpg players to choose from, at least

Remember the criteria above :)
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Re: Looking for an American wife.
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2014, 11:34:06 pm »
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she's not looking for you
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Re: Looking for an American wife.
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2014, 11:36:17 pm »
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Your nick is perfect!  :((((
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« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2014, 11:39:20 pm »
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