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Offline Falka

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Re: Upcoming "Revival" patch
« Reply #540 on: October 18, 2014, 05:39:29 pm »
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CHAPTER ONE

The donkey knew what he was there for. It was obviously a labor of love because the brawny brute was already getting a hard-on when the sexy young girl led him into the barn.

The audience waited eagerly for the show, most of them starting to get erections, too.

But not all of them.

One was a woman. But the rest of the audience didn't know that – yet. She was wearing a raincoat that managed to conceal her curvaceous, nubile body and her long, blonde hair was tucked up under a fedora hat, with the brim pulled low over her brow, shadowing her feminine features. She had a wide, sexy mouth and big blue eyes. Her lips trembled slightly, now, and her blue eyes were glowing.

Her name was Belinda and she was looking forward to the donkey show as avidly as any of the male observers grouped in a circle around the stage.

"Oooooh!" she squealed, softly, when she got a look at the donkey's impressive, semi-stiff cock.

Her companion shot her a warning glance, afraid that she might reveal her gender. His name was Tom and he had brought Belinda to the donkey show at her insistence but, not at all sure if a woman spectator would be welcome, he had made her come disguised as a man.

"What a lovely prick!" she whispered.
"Shhhh!" he cautioned, glancing around in embarrassment.

But no one was paying them any attention. All eyes were glued on the donkey and the sexy young lady who was leading him onto the stage.

The audience was an assemblage that defied classification. Some men were wearing soiled, working clothes, but others wore well-cut business suits. For every baseball cap or cowboy hat, there was a porkpie or a homburg. This group of men had only one thing in common.

They all liked to watch donkeys fuck girls.

lel  8-)
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Re: Upcoming "Revival" patch
« Reply #541 on: October 18, 2014, 06:19:16 pm »
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When?
When west germany annexed east germany, nobody moved a finger too.

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Re: Upcoming "Revival" patch
« Reply #542 on: October 18, 2014, 06:31:04 pm »
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The last thing I would like to see is patch coming out the 31th, when you know OP got more than 220 upvotes.

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Re: Upcoming "Revival" patch
« Reply #543 on: October 18, 2014, 06:37:04 pm »
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When?
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Re: Upcoming "Revival" patch
« Reply #544 on: October 18, 2014, 06:41:25 pm »
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Silly admins trying to be PG
I mean revival patch?
Seriously?

It is obviously the relapse patch!

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Re: Upcoming "Revival" patch
« Reply #545 on: October 18, 2014, 06:44:39 pm »
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Does this mean one should come back to the game?

Although me and my arrows are abit rusty.
skilled individuals, putting them together can create a very deadly and effective team.

The bow, it represents, that a skilled archer can pick a mighty man at arms off from a distance.

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Re: Upcoming "Revival" patch
« Reply #546 on: October 18, 2014, 06:48:04 pm »
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Does this mean one should come back to the game?

Although me and my arrows are abit rusty.

Use something other than ranged

Please

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Re: Upcoming "Revival" patch
« Reply #547 on: October 18, 2014, 07:17:33 pm »
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Use something other than ranged

Please

It's like you dont know me.
skilled individuals, putting them together can create a very deadly and effective team.

The bow, it represents, that a skilled archer can pick a mighty man at arms off from a distance.

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Re: Upcoming "Revival" patch
« Reply #548 on: October 18, 2014, 07:37:12 pm »
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VERY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Upcoming "Revival" patch
« Reply #549 on: October 18, 2014, 07:48:00 pm »
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I've never played a server where people split up as much or as often as on EU1.  No wonder range is having a field day.

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Re: Upcoming "Revival" patch
« Reply #550 on: October 18, 2014, 07:56:35 pm »
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I am currently doing a pro/con list whether I should not go to sleep in hope the patch will be released during the night :D
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Re: Upcoming "Revival" patch
« Reply #551 on: October 18, 2014, 07:56:49 pm »
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Does this mean one should come back to the game?

Although me and my arrows are abit rusty.


not rly as archer bro coz you know for eatch patch there is the traditional ranged nerf =p

but give it a try some fresh stuff is coming and new lvl system so more agicunt !!!

I am currently doing a pro/con list whether I should not go to sleep in hope the patch will be released during the night :D

they generaly patch on sunday i dont think patch will come this night but nothing sure ...
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Re: Upcoming "Revival" patch
« Reply #552 on: October 18, 2014, 07:59:25 pm »
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not rly as archer bro coz you know for eatch patch there is the traditional ranged nerf =p

but give it a try some fresh stuff is coming and new lvl system so more agicunt !!!

they generaly patch on sunday i dont think patch will come this night but nothing sure ...

Long time no see :P, I'm surprised if you remember me though haha.

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skilled individuals, putting them together can create a very deadly and effective team.

The bow, it represents, that a skilled archer can pick a mighty man at arms off from a distance.

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Re: Upcoming "Revival" patch
« Reply #553 on: October 18, 2014, 08:06:25 pm »
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Read your pms Pejlaen.

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Re: Upcoming "Revival" patch
« Reply #554 on: October 18, 2014, 09:06:38 pm »
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Long time no see :P, I'm surprised if you remember me though haha.

I trust your advice.

Even I remember you, some really annoying merc archer, just as Blackbow  :mrgreen: