COFFEE

[FRANK_THE_TANK]

November Juliet that sweet black liquid, viscous and marvellous.

I had the good sense to be born in Australia, the capitol of kick arse coffee. I also had the good sense to live with in walking distance of Ltd selected as the worlds best purveyor of fine caffeine in the form of coffee in 2013.

The one saving grace of living in this shit bucket country at the moment is how damn good the coffee is.

I'm currently sitting in a bar down town that also hands over just barely passable coffee, an American *shudder* some kind of university exchange filth lumbered his over burdened posterior onto stool near by. It groaned with the effort. He then disgusted me completely by ordering a mocca and pouring for packets of sugar into and stirring it like he need to kill someone. Get out of my country you mother fucker! Take your starbucks bullshit and your sugary horrible shit and shove it up your back passage you vile, over burdened cunt!!! I HATE YOU WITH THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND SUNS!

Their's really nothing wrong with the guy, he's perfectly pleasant, but how dare he put sugar in a coffee that you can barely call a coffee to begin with I just want to shake him, shake him and slap him in the face until he learns better.

... I've got problems. I'm the first to admit it. I've got problems.

But coffee is pretty good ay.

[Kafein]

You know nothing of coffee, Australian. Visit Portugal.

[Boerenlater]

You know nothing of coffee, Portugal. Visit Turkey.

[Artyem]

I'm an American from the North West and you could not believe how hard it is to order a regular black coffee here.  They always want to add something, fuck your pumpkin spice mocha bullshit, disgusting.

[Torben]

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[Vibe]

I'm an American from the North West and you could not believe how hard it is to order a regular black coffee here.  They always want to add something, fuck your pumpkin spice mocha bullshit, disgusting.

By looking at american recipes for beverage or food you always get the feeling they're adding too much stuff to pretty much anything.

For example:
Spaghetti Carbonara EU - spaghetti, eggs, bacon, cheese / parmesan, spices
Spaghetti Carbonara US - spaghetti, eggs, bacon, icecream, oreos, cheese, hamburger, cheese, freedom, gun licenses, spices

[Overdriven]

You know nothing of coffee, Portugal. Visit Turkey.

Turkish sludge!

Now Indian coffee. That is good stuff.

[Boerenlater]

Turkish sludge!

Now Indian coffee. That is good stuff.

Does it taste like curry?

[WITCHCRAFT]

Does it taste smell like curry?

There you go. Funny racism achieved.

[njames89]

sippin' a cup of timmies right now

[Kafein]

You know nothing of coffee, Portugal. Visit Turkey.

Lol, arabic coffee tastes like butt. Entire beans of south-american coffee, that's the real shit.

The reason why coffee is absolutely horrendous in the USA, Japan and a couple of other places is that most producers there don't make coffee out of complete beans.

Trust me, I know what I'm talking about, if that wasn't clear enough already.

[Christo]

Trust me, I know what I'm talking about, if that wasn't clear enough already.

 

[FRANK_THE_TANK]

Lol, arabic coffee tastes like butt. Entire beans of south-american coffee, that's the real shit.

The reason why coffee is absolutely horrendous in the USA, Japan and a couple of other places is that most producers there don't make coffee out of complete beans.

Trust me, I know what I'm talking about, if that wasn't clear enough already.

It wasn't given that the Portdigustings have a horrible tendency to push the acid way the fuck on everything they roast leaving the after taste to feel more like a chemistry experiment gone wrong than an actual coffee.

There is a shit load of awesome stuff coming out of north Africa at the moment. A lot good black coffee, big, thick oily black coffee that really throbs in the back of your throat.

But for serials, almost every coffee I had in Europe was poor. The roasters just didn't seem to give a shit about flavour or profile it tasted like they just shoved every bean in at the same temp and yanked out when an alarm went off.

Ltd in Brisbane uses a local roaster called clean skins and their black coffee comes out almost like cream it's fucking legendary. The filters and aeropress are almost always fucking great as well.

[Torben]

Check out my Fav Coffee place in my home town:

some semi old fat women once thought about buying a bmw z4.  then she realized how shitty a huge woman looks in a roadster,  so she spent that money instead on a roasting machine or whatitscalled. 

buddy of mine and myself were her first costomers (we walked in not realizing it was a week from actually opening).  So she sat down with us,  and told us a lot about her coffees,  gave us tons of diffrent ones to try,  explained what we tasted.

was fucking great,  and I can tell you,  she gave hell of a lot to make her coffee just right : )

[Umbra]

I like my coffee as black as a hookers heart