Cheap Black Company tactics- just like expected

[Bryggan]

So Black Company attacks my army!  Why, you ask?  Only because I told them to!  All I was doing was sitting in one of their sell fiefs waiting to attack heavily laden caravans.  They politely asked me to leave, but I said 'no, I have orders to be here; if you want me gone you better attack me!'  Which they did.

Not only that, but they did it at a decent time.  I know what you're thinking- why the hell did they attack you when they could have waited for a caravan to arrive and then let you attack it then reinforce it and have the advantage of defending?  And all I can say is 'that's typical Black Company'.  Instead of dicking around and being oh so cautious, they showed some balls and immediately attacked the threat.

So let's use this thread to bash these poor bastards who don't seem to realize strat is about being whiny bitches and who seem to have been infused with some sort of warrior spirit.  Boo on you, BC!

[Vengt037]

http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/donkstar-productions-presents-donkey-trap/

[WITCHCRAFT]

For anyone who hasn't merced under bryggan recently - his army has shiny gear like no other NA army. Plate armor, top tier weapons. It's a blast! Don't miss this fight (even if you are on Black Company roster). It's gonna be a good one.

[Bryggan]

It will be awesome!  I have gear for all classes, even throwing!!!  Poor forgotten bastards:(  And long bows- and even horn bows (for a despised HA, which I usually hate, but will love if they sign up for me).

But Smiling Daemon is heavily armed too, and no doubt has great gear as well.  So everyone should sign up, cuz if you don't I have 102 kittens and will one for every empty slot on the roster.

[KaMiKaZe_JoE]

But do you have cav?

Also BC confirmed for poop licking baddies. Way to go, guys,

[Horns_Archive]

something something bandwagon

[Sir_Wonka]

exlpoiting basterds

[Bryggan]

But do you have cav?

Also BC confirmed for poop licking baddies. Way to go, guys,

Yeah, plenty of horsies.  I had tears in my eyes when I changed my main from cav to a shielder because of the lack of horses in this strat.  I thought I'd be more useful as a shielder, but as anyone who seen me play...

And Black Company are the bad guys here.  I should show you guys the pms and steam messages I got!  No insults, no threats, no calling me 'ballz suking my old friendt'.  Just Gawain being very, very persuasive in trying to get me to switch sides (Gawd help us when he becomes a diplomat in real life- he'll probably convince us Canadians to become a vassal state to the US), and Kid A asking me 'what's up', then saying 'ok' when I told him.

So, I ask you, "Are we going to tolerate that behaviour?!"
"Are we going to tolerate that behaviour!!!"
"HELL NO!"

Let's show this reasonable, fun-loving non-haterz what happens to people in strat when they make things impersonal and refuse to get butthurt!!!
(that being said, let's try keep the roster balanced so we can get all we can out of this battle)

[CrazyCracka420]

But do you have lances

[Bryggan]

But do you have lances

No, because I don't consider lancer cav a class.  OF COURSE I HAVE $%@#$*& LANCES!  Nice +3 ones.

I also have shields and one handers for shielders, shields and polearms for hoplites, 2 handed weapons for 2 handers, one handers for swashbucklers, polearms for polearm users, long bows and arrows for archers, horn bows, arrows and horses for horse archers, crossbows for Xbow men, javelins for throwers and.. oh crap I don't have crossbows for HX.

So I have a fine variety of weapons, mostly masterworked, for all classes except horse crossbowmen.  Sorry horse crossbowmen   But for everyone else, I have selected several types of weapons for each class in order to make your battle more enjoyable.  Because here at 13 Knights, we put your needs first.  Except for HX.  Scru yu guys.

[Chosen1]

good job black company

[Lt_Anders]

black company nerds don't want to keep up the war against teutonics, but instead attack bryggan and his tiny ass faction? fcc vassal tactics never change 

Just an FYI: I believe that Squids(or a squid) bought bryggan as a Merc so he's under that contract and BC are removing said merc for being under enemy.

[Sparvico]

Just an FYI: I believe that Squids(or a squid) bought bryggan as a Merc so he's under that contract and BC are removing said merc for being under enemy.

Just fyi, Chosen is a fucking idiot, you're better off just ignoring him.

[Chosen1]

Just an FYI: I believe that Squids(or a squid) bought bryggan as a Merc so he's under that contract and BC are removing said merc for being under enemy.

oh well then carry on black company

fuck bryggan i hope they send a hundred more armies to track u and ur little kittens down

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smd sparvibad

[Torben]

litarally fell in love with this thread,  great show,  brygg