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Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2014, 04:26:49 am »
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Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2014, 04:36:53 am »
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No bitches?  No Hennessy?  No currency and precious metals all over the place?

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Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2014, 09:57:52 am »
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hahahaha that is awesome
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Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2014, 04:17:13 pm »
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This mastering make me cry

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Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2014, 05:27:34 pm »
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nvm :oops:
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Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2014, 11:09:18 pm »
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This mastering make me cry

more like slavering

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Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2014, 05:21:26 pm »
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So fuck what you heard about my speed
I still get there before you do,
And fuck what  you heard about my steed
I hex you with that donkey voodoo.
Donkey this and donkey that
I go donkey tit for donkey tat,
Stackin gold coins like a laundromat,
Cuz my upkeep only a fourth a dat,
So what’s s’word about ya girl?
Make her arch her back  in my donkey worl,
She axe you, “boy, where my  Vengt at?”
But she already know I’m onna donkey bitch!

I’m on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!
I’m on a donkey bitch. I’m on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!

Defend  the flag!
I’mma get there first
I da best!
You da wurst,
I leave on my donkey
You leave in a hearse
Cuz you only been livin in my donkyverse.
Forsooth! Knave, get thee gone,
I might dismount right up in ya spawn,
Drop some AFK’s, QQF  and I’m gone,
Then I go bananas like donkey kong,
Ghostin, with that donk retreival,
Just like my flow my game medieval,
Jumpin over fools like eval knieval,
We bout dat donkey swag,
Now where my donkey people at? 

We ridin' donkeys bitch. We on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!
I’m on a donkey bitch. I’m on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!
« Last Edit: September 22, 2014, 06:57:54 pm by Vengt037 »
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Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2014, 05:27:34 pm »
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"A man on the steppe with no friends is as narrow as a finger; a man with friends is as wide as the steppe"

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Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2014, 05:48:29 pm »
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Drop some AFK’s, QQF  and I’m gone,
Then I go bananas like donkey kong,

Daaaaaaaaamn

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Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2014, 07:16:41 pm »
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Is it bad that I don't know what the QQF voice command is?
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Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2014, 07:22:28 pm »
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Is it bad that I don't know what the QQF voice command is?

It just means you haven't played much cav.  It's the whistle used to call horses. :)

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Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2014, 08:00:43 pm »
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Ahhhh, right. I knew that. I was thinking too hard about it, assuming it musta been a new voice command like "[F]uck You!"

Anyways, since Vengt insulted HoC's honor lastnight in battle, I figured I should at least indulge him, for I am not one to back down when challenged. Here is my (inferior) attempt at this here rap battle thingy:

I'm 36 'n 3, strength crutch supreme,
But agi my old friends be cryin when they chokin on mah steam,
Donk's so fast its hooves scorch the ground,
Yo, fuck that stupid hedgehog,
Donk's dah fastest beast around.

They say that donkies ain't bred for war,
But I'll be laughing as mine spreads your gore,
8 charge damage, bitch, let's see yah block it,
Milanese plate gonna do nothin to stop it.

Oooooh, you think you're scary with your long spear?
Tryin to rip me a new one, as you rear?
Haha! Take that, bitch! Throwing lance in your dick,
You can try and patch it up, but surely it's split.

That's what happens when you mess with me n mah crew,
Flee now with your life, let that be a lesson for you.
You've got no manhood left, you fuckin rookie,
So surely you won't mind when people call you a pussy.
« Last Edit: September 22, 2014, 08:04:29 pm by Jona »
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Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2014, 08:07:04 pm »
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someone please make a song of this :P
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Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2014, 08:34:14 pm »
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Here's the bridge:

We ridin' donkeys bitch. We on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!
I’m on a donkey bitch. I’m on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!


Donkey shit, mud pies, scattered 'round like land mines
Crooked teeth, dull eyes, hear my donkey's battle cry:
"HEE-HAW", or does he neigh?  Doesn't matter, anyways,
Long ears, munching hay, riding bareback all day.
4k gold, yeah that's all, jumpin' off they castle wall
Ain't no shit, mah beast on call -- Hell yeah that donkey break yo fall!

We ridin' donkeys bitch. We on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!
I’m on a donkey bitch. I’m on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!

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Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2014, 10:02:34 pm »
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Here's the bridge:

We ridin' donkeys bitch. We on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!
I’m on a donkey bitch. I’m on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!


Donkey shit, mud pies, scattered 'round like land mines
Crooked teeth, dull eyes, hear my donkey's battle cry:
"HEE-HAW", or does he neigh?  Doesn't matter, anyways,
Long ears, munching hay, riding bareback all day.
4k gold, yeah that's all, jumpin' off they castle wall
Ain't no shit, mah beast on call -- Hell yeah that donkey break yo fall!

We ridin' donkeys bitch. We on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!
I’m on a donkey bitch. I’m on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!


Props. You've come far in the donkey rap game. I remember when you were just a come upper, making your way. Now you're spitting dope donkey rhymes like an OG. 

Guys, I seriously cannot stop rhyming about donkeys. I think I need help or something.

NA1 it’s a donkey stack.
In the saddle or bareback
Donkey thrower or xbower
Your class don’t even matter jack*,
We primetime you second fiddle,
We donkey charge straight up the middle,
Haters laugh, cuz my ride is little,
But we break them haterz off like peanut brittle
When the multi triple, we bout dat,
My donkey ate yo straw hat,
You say my ass look so fat,
but you know it aint mine I stole that,
Swagger as we canter by
You staggered  cuz we so fly
Ladies-hop-on-and-they-aint-never-hoppin-off,
Cuz we donk 4 life,
ride or die! 

I'm on a donkey bitch. I’m on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!
I’m on a donkey bitch. I’m on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!


* A “jack” is another name for a male donkey. Females are referred to as “Jennys" and/or "Jennets.”
« Last Edit: September 22, 2014, 10:22:40 pm by Vengt037 »
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