DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap

[Donkey_Thrower]

In collaboration with world famous producer Kurllz, a friend of donkeys everywhere and fellow donkey enthusiast, The Federal Burro of Information in association with DonkStar Productions would like to present a new WIP song geared towards all you donkey enthusiasts in the community.
https://soundcloud.com/kurllz/donkey-trap-wip

Also, we are seeking sick rap lyrics so if you think you can add something to the song, you will get credited as well as the choice to lay down some tracks.

All accepted submissions will be rewarded with One donkey fact.  Donkey facts are non transferable!

[Jacaroma]

Amazing

[lombardsoup]

Stop being lazy and come up with a whole line of products (and then go bankrupt after realizing this only caters to a niche of a niche market)

This shit needs marketing and PR teams

[Behemoth_]

I can spit some mad rhymes if you need a urban poet

[Donkey_Thrower]

Stop being lazy and come up with a whole line of products (and then go bankrupt after realizing this only caters to a niche of a niche market)

This shit needs marketing and PR teams

All the way to the top!

I can spit some mad rhymes if you need a urban poet

Post a few lines here or PM me if you want.  We plan on getting billboard top 100 with this shit

[Mallets]

So dope!  Like donkey dope!

[Dooz]

perfect donkey drops

[Vengt037]

Aint got no riding, but I ride them asses all day,
Load an xbow in the saddle hear my ride bray,
See them heroes in they coursers blowin by me,
"What's the hurry," I just tap on my 'rear horse' key,
You so athletic, it's pathetic lookin like a blur, 
But the fact is that you just another foot soldier,
Aint spendin skill points on a way to get from here to thur,
And please remind me what's the upkeep on dat destrier?

Hook:
I'm on a donkey bitch. I'm on a donkey bitch. You on the ground bitch steppin in my donkey shit.
I'm on a donkey bitch. I'm on a donkey bitch. You on the ground bitch steppin in my donkey shit.

Boom! Verse 2, somebody has to keep it going.

 

[Lord_Kitazawa_of_Voodoo]

Please post the backbeat so that people can record themselves, I want to hear Vengt try his heart out.  He could be a future star.

[Viriathus]

now make a video!

[Donkey_Thrower]

Aint got no riding, but I ride them asses all day,
Load an xbow in the saddle hear my ride bray,
See them heroes in they coursers blowin by me,
"What's the hurry," I just tap on my 'rear horse' key,
You so athletic, it's pathetic lookin like a blur, 
But the fact is that you just another foot soldier,
Aint spendin skill points on a way to get from here to thur,
And please remind me what's the upkeep on dat destrier?

Hook:
I'm on a donkey bitch. I'm on a donkey bitch. You on the ground bitch steppin in my donkey shit.
I'm on a donkey bitch. I'm on a donkey bitch. You on the ground bitch steppin in my donkey shit.

Boom! Verse 2, somebody has to keep it going.

Haha that is awesome!  I'll send you a link to the raw donkey beats.

Also as promised here's a donkey fact:

Donkeys are sometimes used to guard farm animals as they are less skittish than horses and will totally fuck coyotes up!

[Donkey_Kurllz]

This new genre is ground breaking work in the both the Donkey and Trap industry.  So much progress has been made but it's only a glimmer of what Donkey Trap has in store for all of us.

[Penitent]

Fuck you mista I'mma-donkey-archer
Shoot and stick ya before-my-departure
Some say "my old friend0tt" some-say-I'mma-leecher
Cuz I make stacks and I'm-obsessed-with-keister
Fear my long eared steed and FEEL MY SHAFT
Pullin' my bow and SHOOT YA IN THE PANTS
The only thing better than PENETRATING my old friendS
Is bumping and riding on MY OWN ASS

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(It's about archery and donkeys...not some kind of weird double entendre.  Come on people...)

Edit:
Hook:
I'm on a donkey bitch. I'm on a donkey bitch. You on the ground bitch steppin in my donkey shit.
I'm on a donkey bitch. I'm on a donkey bitch. You on the ground bitch steppin in my donkey shit.

[Donkey_Kurllz]

Fuck you mista I'mma-donkey-archer
Shoot and miss ya before-my-departure
Some say "my old friend0tt" some-say-I'mma-leecher
Cuz I make stacks and I'm-obsessed-with-keister
Fear my long eared steed and FEEL MY SHAFT
Pullin' my bow and SHOOT YA IN THE PANTS
The only thing better than PENETRATING my old friendS
Is bumping and riding on MY OWN ASS

(It's about archery and donkeys...not some kind of weird double entendre.  Come on people...)

Double entendre.... sounds French.

FACT:  Donkey's hate the French

[Penitent]

Well I think my lyrics are very clever, and so does my mom.

No one can touch Vengt037 on this though.  That's doooope!