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Offline oralroberts

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Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
« on: September 16, 2014, 08:08:17 pm »
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If you really want to slaughter some ass , sign up for my Dojo.  I will teach you how to take fools to pound town and more! 


Sincerely,
NA's #1 dueler
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Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2014, 08:28:24 pm »
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Quote from: oralroberts on September 16, 2014, 08:08:17 pm
If you really want to slaughter some ass , sign up for my Dojo. 
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2014, 08:33:58 pm »
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Yes Johnny Lawrence.  Welcome home.  Let us begin with knowing that I own everyone in duels.
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Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2014, 08:53:19 pm »
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What does dueling have to do with battle,siege,strat? Jackshit
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2014, 08:54:51 pm »
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I could teach you how to play those too.  Since you are obviously begging for my training.  I polish you up and make you a fearful warrior in any game mode!!!!
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Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2014, 09:35:03 pm »
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Quote from: oralroberts on September 16, 2014, 08:08:17 pm
  I will teach you how to take fools to pound town and more! 


Sincerely,
NA's #1 dueler

Took your mom to pound town last night in my Dojo.

Sincerley,
NA' s #1 Mother Fucker
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2014, 09:36:22 pm »
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Jokes on you, I have 2 dads.  BOTH of which are number 2 and 3 duelers in Crpg.  We dominate you.
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2014, 10:01:06 pm »
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So which dad are you gonna try to fuck Tojo!?!!  Before he turns your ass into a pincushion of love!!!
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Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2014, 10:06:00 pm »
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Quote from: oralroberts on September 16, 2014, 10:01:06 pm
So which dad are you gonna try to fuck Tojo!?!!  Before he turns your ass into a pincushion of love!!!

Well I put my weiner in the Dad that was dressed as a girl. Said his flow was heavy, so we agreed to stick it in the poopshoot.
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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2014, 10:07:21 pm »
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OooooooooooooOooooo. KILLeM
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« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2014, 10:19:35 pm »
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how much does it cost

do you provide weapons for training is it BringYourOwnSword?
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« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2014, 10:24:26 pm »
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The cost is free.  We start off using a stick and then slowly work up to flanged mace....  Once we have mastered those we shall talk about other weapons!!!!  Rohy and I will supply the weapons!!!!!
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« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2014, 11:33:38 pm »
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Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2014, 12:16:00 am »
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Quote from: oralroberts on September 16, 2014, 10:24:26 pm
The cost is free.  We start off using a stick and then slowly work up to flanged mace....  Once we have mastered those we shall talk about other weapons!!!!  Rohy and I will supply the weapons!!!!!

I'd like to offer my services through your dojo as a master donkey throwing trainer.  It is known well and far across the CRPG lands that I am the best donkey thrower to have graced the servers.
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Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2014, 12:31:21 am »
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Sure.

If I beat you, though, you'll help me make an instructional video for newbies and oldies who never got it.

If you win, you allow me to use you as a model.
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