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Pretty much every person who made Strategus entertaining has quit and instead we have a new breed of passive aggressive sperg leading clans. So unassertive that they can't even bare to hit Attack in an online video game because of intense anxiety as they think about the troops and gold they are going to lose, yet at the drop of a hat they will sign up for eachothers battles to try combat their most hated enemy, the one who *gasp*.. is using up their internet troops?????

Yeah this game sucks. I think more RP would fix things though.

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But actually, there really is a lack of RP nowadays. Not just the shitty internet stories in italics, but also the fucked up nerdy narratives that factions imply via their actions, equipment, diplomacy, etc. I think this is symptomatic of something--some bitter degenerative internet disease that's stricken our mod. AIDS maybe. Nooneplaysitis. No one takes any of these wars seriously enough anymore to construct little imagined realities or faction/personal identities around them, in part because they can hardly be called wars I guess. That, and the playfulness seems to have left things, though I could be projecting.

It just seems like no one takes Strat seriously save those few who do, and they kinda do so a little overmuch. In a not happy-fun way. The mod used to be like a bunch of giggling fat neckbeards frolicking in an glittering sandbox, but it now seems to be more like two or three angry neckbeards in diapers flinging their own feces at each other in one of those cheap, green plastic turtle sandboxes that poor white people keep in the grassy spaces between trailer homes.
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I still can't get over the fact that talking to kesh in teamspeak and reading his posts are like night and day. It's like two completely different people.
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Our battles vs kesh wouldn't be for XP. At this moment we are chasing kesh down with a 2k army of plate and 2k champion coursers. That nerd can't hide from a sloth

You guys are moving too fast to be sloths. Are you really some other animal? What else are you lying about?
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And why would people in factions at war with the Steppe alliance merc for the Steppes?  Same concept.  Kbw has signed up for each of my battles.  They are there, tried and true.  Why hasn't Kesh and co merced against the Squids for an Acre battle?  Or a Black Company battle?  Or an Astralis battle?  It hasn't happened. 

Same argument applies.

Ballicker you are a bit slow - read internet explorer's post again, maybe 2-3 more times.  You are a little slow on the uptake on whats actually being discussed.
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Ballicker you are a bit slow - read internet explorer's post again, maybe 2-3 more times.  You are a little slow on the uptake on whats actually being discussed.

My my my Kesh.  Not everything is about you son.  Going tit for tat on who mercs for who is what WAS being discussed between us. 

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My my my Kesh.  Not everything is about you son.  Going tit for tat on who mercs for who is what WAS being discussed between us.

Like I said read his post, you really are a spectator oblivious to the discussion.  Read 2-3 times, you may yet grasp things and be able to add to the discussion instead of being a Donny throwing random meaningless tangents in.
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Its not poor planning though I find it funny that you guys think squids plus another 8 man faction is a mega alliance. We don't get much roster support because everyone feels that we hurt their butts in one way or another. Its hard to fill a roster when you don't get more that 45 applicants. The battles are not even fun anymore. Black company I remember talked about attacking kbw at some point but i guess it would suit their back stabbing nature this strat.


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I still can't get over the fact that talking to kesh in teamspeak and reading his posts are like night and day. It's like two completely different people.

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i just cant believe theres enough people that actually care about strat 5 AT ALL to make a thread four pages long, im astounded really

edit: i skimmed and realized half the posts are from kesh and mcdeath, so i retract my statement
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« Last Edit: September 17, 2014, 06:28:25 am by Chosen1 »
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings cmp, I would feel pretty bad too if I was a useless no life virgin who spent his adulthood making video games LOL
its ok though, now i have more time to - all the posters i dont like
But I wrote a poem that I would like you all to read
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guess who
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You  :?
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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings cmp, I would feel pretty bad too if I was a useless no life virgin who spent his adulthood making video games LOL
its ok though, now i have more time to - all the posters i dont like
But I wrote a poem that I would like you all to read
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Lol, I cracked up out loud at that one!  bravo!  Really like the loud munching noises and the heavy nerd breathing.  Captured the hours long moment.
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Trick question. Its every fucking idiot in NA that plays this putrid mess
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