My 2 million silver army

[Bryggan]

BID ON MY ARMY, DAMN YOU!

Apparently this is the last day to bid on my army.  I went through all the trouble of adding up the costs of each individual item, and I was on the last item when I screwed something up and my calculator said my gear was worth 5 billion silver.

Before that it was at 1.7ish million, and I still have some things to buy.  The other thing is that my army has not reached 1500 yet, but sits in the high 1300s.  Obviously a very well equipped 1300, but I should be closer to 1500 by the time I get to wherever I'm going.  Perhaps.

So Gentlemen, all this gear (non-transferable by the way) is worth a damn lot, and with my expertise in generalizing, it is practically priceless.  So help me help you crush your enemies (in NA) by bidding on my precious, precious bow at

 http://c-rpg.net/?page=marketplaceauction&id=8131

I will fight like a bastard for whoever wins this auction, no matter how much I personally hate you.  Any questions just pm me here, or on the C-Rpg site.

Potentially yr humble servant,
Lord Bryggan,
Commander of the 13 Knights
3rd place New Ichamur Egg and Spoon Race
Mercenary Extraordinaire,
Mighty warrior (generalwise, not actually fighting)
and Defender of the Faith.. Any faith, I don't care.

[Jack1]

Your calculator was correct. It was 5.2 billion though.

[WITCHCRAFT]

and Defender of the Faith.. Any faith, I don't care.

Be careful what roads you wander down. Your astral breath is worth more than any hoarde of silver.

[Bryggan]

Be careful what roads you wander down. Your astral breath is worth more than any hoarde of silver.

Damned straight it is!  But I'm hoping it will be worth a hoard of gold: http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=8171

[FRANK_THE_TANK]

1 shiny dollar or a wristy in a back ally

[Andswaru]

Well my plans for none active NA domination are over im outbid, im now bidding on the vest of power.

[Behemoth_]

Never forget who helped you start up.

[Bryggan]

Never forget who helped you start up.

Of course not!  I'd never forget Dirk.  Without Dirk I would be nowhere.  I remember when him and I took New Shulus.  We were so worried about getting stomped on by the surrounding factions, but then in no time the two of us built an army that any large faction would have been proud of (the one we used to take New Slekzh Castle).

The only regret that I have is that we didn't have any experienced players with us at the beginning of Strat.  We definitely would have done a few things different (New Shulus and Sungetche Castle come to mind), but Strat is pretty simple to figure out.

BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IS, "WHO WON MY ARMY?!?!"

Don't tell Jack this, but I'm still pretty pissed of at him for setting up the auction.  Not only was it premature (still 80 men short, and I would really like to buy some more lances, but the Spreadsheet of doom lies!!!  Been running around like an idiot!), but I still have no idea who won my army!

[Bryggan]

Never mind, just found out

Congratulations Keskimsit!!!!(yeah, I know, you told me you were gonna get it)

I am currently waiting for your orders.  And hurry!  I haven't commanded a battle for over a month now and the men are getting restless.

And thanks to everyone else who bid on me.  You all made me feel very special.

And let it be known to all the peoples of New Calradia that I am not responsible for my actions in the near future.  I am a mercenary, and the contact will be held as sacrosanct in my eyes!

If you want to bitch about being attacked by me in the near future, please direct all your comments to Keskimist.  I have no friends and no allies until I get my precious back (precious being the bow of course).

[WITCHCRAFT]

I have no friends and no allies until I get my precious back (precious being the bow of course).

Marketplace offer up 

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=682662

[Bryggan]

Marketplace offer up 

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=682662

Are you sure that's my bow?  It sort of has a funny smell to it.  Like brimstone or something.  But it's be worth the risk, so I'll trade all my loomed gear for points, which should be about 16 lps.  Then I'll get Jack to trade his gear, which should bring in another 70 or 80 points...  OK, we're gonna have to grind for awhile.

[WITCHCRAFT]

We can arrange a payment plan.

[Bryggan]

Ok, but you got to promise that this is my childhood bow, and not some cheap imitation.  I'll take your word for it, cuz if you can't trust a witch, who can you trust?

[Donkey guy]

Kesh is love

[Bittersteel]

Damned straight it is!  But I'm hoping it will be worth a hoard of gold: http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceauction&id=8171

Right, I am very dissapointed of the material. I've tried to use it for over an hour and it keeps itching! I want my money back!