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Re: Celebrity Nude Pics Uploaded
« Reply #45 on: September 02, 2014, 01:13:29 am »
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Re: Celebrity Nude Pics Uploaded
« Reply #46 on: September 02, 2014, 02:37:31 am »
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fap into a cup then swallow it, boom easiest clean up ever
You are a horrible human being clockwork.

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Re: Celebrity Nude Pics Uploaded
« Reply #47 on: September 02, 2014, 02:41:42 am »
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Re: Celebrity Nude Pics Uploaded
« Reply #48 on: September 02, 2014, 04:41:13 am »
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Unless it's Britney Spears/Christina Aguilara in their prime, which is about the age I was a teenager and pre-cable modem, I don't give a shit.

The only one I even recognize is Kate Upton and even then all I know is she made me question whether the cultural "ideal" for a women's body has changed.
And how!

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Re: Celebrity Nude Pics Uploaded
« Reply #49 on: September 02, 2014, 04:54:43 am »
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Its that same old celeb cycle:

She's hot in her early 20's.  As time passes and her body gives out, she loses the only thing about herself anyone actually gave a damn about ie looks.  Cue self hatred, substance abuse, rehab, and eventual suicide.

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Re: Celebrity Nude Pics Uploaded
« Reply #50 on: September 02, 2014, 04:59:56 am »
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Am I the only one who doesn't find Jennifer Lawrence attractive? Her tits are small and she doesn't have much of an ass, and her face is meh.. I dunno what the big deal about her is
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Re: Celebrity Nude Pics Uploaded
« Reply #51 on: September 02, 2014, 05:03:52 am »
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Re: Celebrity Nude Pics Uploaded
« Reply #52 on: September 02, 2014, 06:05:42 am »
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Am I the only one who finds none of this amazing or exciting in any way? There's hotter naked women all over the internet. Hundreds and thousands of them. And that I don't even recognize half these names, but kind of recognize their faces, as in "oh yeah that chick who played in that thing".
Also kind of puzzled on why so many celebrities take naked selfies. On the plus side, Apple never gave a shit about the privacy of any of it's customers. Now that these multi-millionaire celebrities with the power to hire an army of lawyers to match the hipster bundle of sticks company have been affected they might start to, slightly.
To be fair, they're still hot fucking women. Too many reactions to this are practically parodies of the popular meme:
http://imgur.com/gallery/WaZGn
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Re: Celebrity Nude Pics Uploaded
« Reply #53 on: September 02, 2014, 08:20:31 am »
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Re: Celebrity Nude Pics Uploaded
« Reply #54 on: September 02, 2014, 08:26:11 am »
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Theres no way i'll convince anyone of this because boobs, but there is something creepy about this whole thing. Its like a peeping tom stealing personal pictures from a stranger that were only intended for their husbands or BF's or taking creep shots. Just because you see their clothed bodies in movies doesn't mean you have a right to see their private nude pics that have been acquired illegally

Very true, very heartbreaking and all, but the damage is done, there's no turning back, so we all can laugh in peace :P

Am I the only one who finds none of this amazing or exciting in any way? There's hotter naked women all over the internet.

And they're more than willing to show her bodies to everyone, no need to steal their nude pics, but all the buzz around this leak is still funny  :wink:

PS. On youtube type (on your own responsibility): Porndog (LEAKED FROM 4chan). I don't believe that girl is Jennifer Lawrence (and it has to be fake anyway), but if she really is...  :lol: :lol:
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Re: Celebrity Nude Pics Uploaded
« Reply #55 on: September 02, 2014, 08:35:24 am »
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"but, but those photos were deleted long time ago"

My god, these bitches have personal trainers teaching them what they ought to say in interviews and how to save a shred of privacy and get paid tons of money but nobody tells them what a cloud-backup is in 2014...

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Re: Celebrity Nude Pics Uploaded
« Reply #56 on: September 02, 2014, 08:50:49 am »
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...dem Doritos doe

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Re: Celebrity Nude Pics Uploaded
« Reply #57 on: September 02, 2014, 01:08:29 pm »
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On the one hand I feel bad for her because she had her privacy invaded, but on the other hand.....well that hand is busy.

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Re: Celebrity Nude Pics Uploaded
« Reply #58 on: September 02, 2014, 01:10:42 pm »
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I saw, i came, i came again
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Re: Celebrity Nude Pics Uploaded
« Reply #59 on: September 02, 2014, 02:42:44 pm »
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