Can't tell if trolling or not, but I don't find it particularly funny either way
If you are serious, go out with a bang, and do so with style. If you just want attention, no need to make such a thread - there are other ways. If you want advice, please ask for it in a more transparent way so people can actually provide it.
This is no random internet crap I can laugh about, no drama I can empathize with, and nothing to handle with the usual *no fucks given* attitude. You made something new, my friend. I am not sure if I like it though.
Edit: Checked out the crappy song, sheds another light on it but doesn't make it any better. The vocalist must have been castrated when he was 13.