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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #195 on: September 05, 2014, 09:34:37 pm »
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rofl i didnt sign up against or for you before and im sure as hell not going to now, strat 5 can suck my average caucasian dick

edit: and you better start checking in with your alcoholic 15 year old mcdeath over there so he can share his enlightened college education with you about how to converse with people interculturally, intergenerationally, etc etc

Hey asshole I am 15 and a half. Get it right you cock gobbling Sandersson.

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Quotes about Kesh from Aldo. Preaches morals from his high horse;

Within 24 hrs from this period he orders McDeath to use a known map exploit to ensure victory.

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What a hypocritical joke of a leader.
Two things
1. Aldo doesn't tell me what to do in strat. I am capable enough to manage on my own. Kesh taught me in strat 3 when we worked together back in the day.
2. How do I know you weren't the one who used a known map exploit to try keep the fief away from us? I had set my strat dot to attack you well before the battle had started just to be safe. You should have been sent to Eu and yet you weren't. You managed to stay inside the fief.

All of this doesn't matter though. All I am trying to say is don't call out Aldo for my own shit. I WANT IT! I NEED IT! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME HARD!
« Last Edit: September 05, 2014, 09:40:37 pm by mcdeath »
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #196 on: September 05, 2014, 09:45:34 pm »
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #197 on: September 05, 2014, 10:23:03 pm »
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Now while I find this gif hilarious, literally like 70% of that is just because he leaves it on all day almost everyday, he rarely actually plays. I'm the giant dota nerd.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #198 on: September 05, 2014, 10:51:58 pm »
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The kind of exploit where we attacked you, but you were able to enter the fief at the exact same time, buying down the s&d, even while the battle was initiated. All the while you should have been in EU, and now you are gonna accuse us of exploiting? lmao

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #199 on: September 05, 2014, 11:00:04 pm »
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Now while I find this gif hilarious, literally like 70% of that is just because he leaves it on all day almost everyday, he rarely actually plays. I'm the giant dota nerd.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #200 on: September 05, 2014, 11:10:11 pm »
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And lets be honest,FCC BRD had plans to war against us from the git-go.

FCC is dead.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #201 on: September 06, 2014, 12:02:57 am »
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At the end of the day, both Kesh and Aldo are both shitty people and even shittier forum posters.  However, at least Kesh makes battles happen.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #202 on: September 06, 2014, 03:42:57 am »
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this thread still fucking sucks.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #203 on: September 06, 2014, 05:02:42 am »
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this thread still fucking sucks.
Like your attempts at shitposting. fgt

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #204 on: September 06, 2014, 05:50:26 am »
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The threads people link me bi-weekly never seem to change in content.

Stop playing.

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #205 on: September 06, 2014, 06:12:36 am »
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The threads people link me bi-weekly never seem to change in content.

Stop playing.

Yo man, why you no talk to me no more? :(  Play some cs:go with us sometime or something else.
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #206 on: September 06, 2014, 08:07:22 am »
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The kind of exploit where we attacked you, but you were able to enter the fief at the exact same time, buying down the s&d, even while the battle was initiated. All the while you should have been in EU, and now you are gonna accuse us of exploiting? lmao

Read up dick-tug cock-port;

Precedent Strat Issues threads:
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You have to be in range of your target for 2 ticks in order to initiate an attack. I entered the village on first tick. It's an exploitation of a known bug with irrefutable proof that it happened.
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I was teleported to EU Shulus. If not I would have just grab troops and sent Mcdeath packin. Just proves to us Squids; Kbw's backed up against the wall and will stoop to any level to stay in the game.

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #207 on: September 06, 2014, 02:53:13 pm »
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So by saying that this exploit is well known, you are basically admitting to having known about it. Which is why you knew you were safe to attack Mcdeath right outside the fief. You knew you could abuse that exploit and continue buying the goods at the fief, while engaged for battle. When we attacked you, the S&D was around 1200, meaning that the crime would start kicking in within 24 hours. You are the only one who chose to abuse an exploit here sir, by buying down the S&D while you were engaged for a battle. FCC constantly trying to slander my name, and portray me as a rager. Truth is I ain't mad, in fact I pity you

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #208 on: September 06, 2014, 03:16:40 pm »
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Sounds bannable to me.  Would an admin care to weigh in?

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #209 on: September 06, 2014, 03:23:54 pm »
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Sounds bannable to me.  Would an admin care to weigh in?

You should shut the fuck up sir. I have been banned enough and I could be just as much at fault as Calamari.

Honestly I had no idea that this was even a bug in strat at the same time you knew all about it and tried to exploit it by attacking me right outside your fief. Don't play the innocent little schoolgirl with me... I can see right through that bullshit.

You guys aren't even shit talking about Kesh anymore. Thread closed until further notice.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2014, 03:27:48 pm by mcdeath »
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