Author Topic: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun  (Read 17440 times)

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #45 on: August 30, 2014, 11:40:12 pm »
+1
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #46 on: August 31, 2014, 12:09:28 am »
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #47 on: August 31, 2014, 12:30:24 am »
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can we all just post our dicks beside a ruler and just end this
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #48 on: August 31, 2014, 05:18:33 am »
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #49 on: August 31, 2014, 05:19:53 am »
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but this isn't even a good shitposting thread

eh, better than anything else from strat 5 so far
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #50 on: August 31, 2014, 05:29:17 am »
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I sincerely doubt that Artyem.

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #51 on: August 31, 2014, 09:53:55 am »
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shut the fuck yp, kesh

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #52 on: August 31, 2014, 11:19:21 am »
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I think everyone knows I typically keep my nose out of this shit, but after seeing the disaster Kesh posted on that signup for the LCO battle, it came across so childish,
silly and bordering on pathetic
that I had to post here.

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #53 on: August 31, 2014, 11:39:41 am »
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gib xp
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #54 on: August 31, 2014, 12:30:01 pm »
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honestly Kesh is legitimately the only reason Strategus has been fun at all for the last 2 versions, if it wasn't for Kesh being around there is actually no point in playing anymore. Whether you like or hate him, he makes the entire thing entertaining due to his conflicting personality. people disliking each other is needed for the game to be any fun, without that most people don't even try to have battles and the ones that do happen are boring.

also it's pretty embarassing that Kesh is owning people with his posts now lol. Jesus christ how things have changed.

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #55 on: August 31, 2014, 03:01:59 pm »
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #56 on: August 31, 2014, 07:03:26 pm »
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #57 on: August 31, 2014, 07:12:46 pm »
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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #58 on: August 31, 2014, 07:32:41 pm »
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Don't shoot the bartender! Bale just slings drinks.

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Re: Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun
« Reply #59 on: August 31, 2014, 09:09:58 pm »
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Typical Astralis mentality.  Talk a lot of shit, have a weak chin, do nothing.


basically murdertron and kesh  IRL. would you fucking creeps shut up already

on a sidenote im kinda shocked how battles i hear about the squids mega alliance lose.
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