Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun

[Keshian]

I think one of the funnier parts is how much Aldo has emphasized how little they care about strat - yet they have been the most active traders all strat building up to plate armies and as soon as they started losing to a tiny faction he runs begging for help from another giant faction to bail him out of his own ineptitude.  We are laughing pretty hard right now. 

[CALAMARI]

Strat is that nice castle title you get on log in to separate you from the faceless.. I.E. McDeath, 96% of Acre, ect... It's the CRPG caste system.

[Chosen1]

[mcdeath]

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[PsychoTwins]

~ Keshian

First of all I would like to say that MB isn't a strat faction, we are KbW. Second of all I would like to add that we are not a 70 man faction. We have 59 members on our faction page and I would say that only 10-15 are active regularly. So yes technically we are a larger faction but in reality we aren't because we have so many afk people and we just don't feel like cleaning up the roster. Third of all strat start six months ago. Eight months ago was the end of strat 4.

I wouldn't expect you to know what you are talking about just simply because you are Kesh and you care way too much about a video game and "winning" strategus even though you can't win battles with the squids (72 man faction) the sloths (3 guys?) DSPE (I thought they all quit) backing you up. Yet Occitan offers to help us and suddenly we are the ones crying for help?

Seriously though, thank you Kesh for all the great battles and exp you brought the community because it was only you that did everything in strat

So...it's not okay to say all of MB(KbW) is playing strat with your 59 members, but it's okay to say all 72 of squids are.

That's not nice 

[Oreo]

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^KbW's reaction to Occitan entering the playing field...

[Jack1]

Oh hey, size arguments.

Mine's like 3" hard, am I the underdog yet?

I know that feel bro. Every time I hit the showers in 7th grade everybody would call me chode boy. Whatever that means. Anyways, it's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean.

[Holiday203]

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It is time.

[Sandersson Jankins]

gay thread

But for real, the only thing I have to say is this whole "omg our faction has more afks than yours we r the underdogs :^)) thing is gay as fuck. Every single strat conflict between forum-active factions has had this shit and its goddamned stupid. Holy fuck boys, call eachother dick-craving cock-jockeys or something but don't try and portray yourself as the underdogs, even if you are. Its really silly and bordering on pathetic.

[BaleOhay]

Hi Sandy. I have missed you.


If we change our name from the horde to Mighty underdogs... can we then talk about our collective underdogness?

[Westwood]

Hello, I don't play this game anymore because it's bad. Especially Strat.

Just wanted to take this opportunity to thank you, all you brave forum warriors, for giving me more reason to not play it and instead watch the spectacle from this cozy (and hilarious) subforum.

Please don't stop the shitposting. The way those other guys gays decide to play Strat is fundamentally flawed; and you have a duty to let them know about it.

[BaleOhay]

the only thing worse than playing and commenting is not playing and still commenting.

[CALAMARI]

UPDATE: McDeath approaches! Will he risk all or balk?

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[Sandersson Jankins]

Hello, I don't play this game anymore because it's bad. Especially Strat.

Just wanted to take this opportunity to thank you, all you brave forum warriors, for giving me more reason to not play it and instead watch the spectacle from this cozy (and hilarious) subforum.

Please don't stop the shitposting. The way those other guys gays decide to play Strat is fundamentally flawed; and you have a duty to let them know about it.

but this isn't even a good shitposting thread

[CALAMARI]