Kesh: The King of Strat and Exclusive Provider of Fun

[MURDERTRON]

I find it very strange that Anders is attack-shaming people.  You should never shame someone for attack, unless it's at a horrible time, because that is how you have Strat battles.  It's like you dislike Strat battles, as if they are some kind of burden on you.  The whole point of Strat is to have battles, not to play an awful and ugly javascript trading simulator.

[Lt_Anders]

If you're Anders read this:

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Go afk in your castle you little shit.

You say that Like I want to AFK. I am here managing both castle, and faction trade(loosely), and troops. I just don't move as we don't want someone not in charge of the castle (or away from it during an assault).

I'd have long since gone out and done something if I was capable of doing it.

I find it very strange that Anders is attack-shaming people.  You should never shame someone for attack, unless it's at a horrible time, because that is how you have Strat battles.  It's like you dislike Strat battles, as if they are some kind of burden on you.  The whole point of Strat is to have battles, not to play an awful and ugly javascript trading simulator.

Attack shaming? I never faulted them for it, but I find that capping 16k tickets on 1 faction is basically playing the game beyond dirty. Just make people quit so you can have the map like you want it ala EU map. As far as the battles, the EU's couldn't(or wouldn't?) Hire NA mercs,(was bad times for EU i guess?) and improperly geared their castles. They totally deserved to lose Rindyar(Like: who the fuck item bombs their own fucking fief... and forgets siege gear).

Sharwa just didn't have the mercs, at least the gear was good.

This strat sucks totally and I really just don't like it. Daruvian is right in so much about it. Kill it off after Christmas and let it finally die.

[cup457]

i dont get why people waited this long to fight peasant gear is pretty fun

[BaleOhay]

anders how many people in your faction.. and do not give me the adjusted numbers. Are you physically locked in the castle? You do know that their is a whole other side to this game called attacking right? You get to pick the target and generally the time. It is fun when not wanting to sit and wait to be attacked to try sometime.

[mcdeath]

As Mae mentioned having people merc for you does not make them a participant of the war. If that were true, imagine the numbers on your side of that equation. You get lco and acre fighters routinely which would bring your number well over 100! See how dumb thinking that way is?

Now it was a close war and we were having a lot of fun with it. Getting LCO to get involved is rather sad and pretty much says we won. We have done this while primarily on offense, while you played plated turtle nearly every battle. I doubt this bothers any of you, but all 7 of us are laughing our asses off about it. Kesh is down right giddy. No matter what happens going forward we accomplished our goals.

I wasn't talking about the merc support you are getting. Since you brought it up, the squids attacking us on strat right after kesh declared war had nothing to do with you guys?  Also the whole sloths are attacking these fiefs so Kesh can't have them was just more coincidence?

As the LCO attacking I have no idea what that is about.  As far as I know they are attacking just because they saw a chance to get rid of kesh FCC puutie scum.

[CALAMARI]

Thats it Mcdeath. Your poor diplomacy has made it official. The Squids declare war on MB. http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2321 Sign up; drain my troops; then bring your ass down to New Chaeza.

[Keshian]

Nothing against that(both of those factions were fucking stupid in how they geared castle and etc), but come on, they are EU's. You honestly never expected to lose, either.

What I find the most horrible of that entire thing is you capped that one factions castle with 16k troops. Talk about completly making people quit forever? That's just straight fucking dick move, and entirely a shit faced thing you can do to anyone. Oh well, you learned from DRZ so totally expected on that category.

With gear for only 1600 or so (how many we killed roughly taking it) won because it was a bunch of eus sitting doing nothing but dumping troops and not even active enough to do trade on NA lands.  You really should get off your high horses anders - you were the one spouting how glad you were for eus to be attacked that were settling in NA lands - "they don't belong here."  I guess hypocrisy only works when its against kesh, bale, matey, adoptagoat, firebus, dbrookz, and kamikaze_joe (sadly afk for quite a while).

See what I did there?  i just listed every member of our faction that just fucked up a giant faction that had been saving up all strat to fight in plate and with barely scrounged together gear on our part to the point they needed to get another large faction to save them.  (when you accomplish something other than defending a castle Anders you can probably talk, but until then...just backseat driver).  Either one of you try listing your faction members without filling a paragraph or 3.


We are laughing pretty hard right now at mb (kbw - almost every tag is mb) for being this bad, we just won and accomplished quite a bit of what we wanted to - prove how weak and ineffectual mb is (it gets really hilarious when you guys cant fight in plate) and that we didn't need to be a giant faction to accomplish quite a bit! GG, McMcasshole  - you just lost buddy, never going to live this one down - 7 man facton made your 60 man faction, that had 8 months of VERY active trading to prepare and plate armor to back them up, run for help.


I'm having a great time!

P.S.  As far as I understand squids took ayyike back and you attacked them a couple times up there and that was it until now, vast majority of fighting as has been against miniscule factions fucking your shit up - Taser's -2 equipped army was funny as hell beating up your shiny army as attackers.

[BaleOhay]

we have nothing to do with squids and you sparring. I assumed that it was some sort of trade dispute since all the armies that were fighting were all small groups till the one tomorrow.

Sloths are just weird. Waffle is 12 and has all these hormones racing around causing him to act out in odd ways. No accounting for that.


I need help naming that emotion of clearly killing it in a forum war and then seeing a kesh post I wonder what that could be called.

[Lt_Anders]

anders how many people in your faction.. and do not give me the adjusted numbers. Are you physically locked in the castle? You do know that their is a whole other side to this game called attacking right? You get to pick the target and generally the time. It is fun when not wanting to sit and wait to be attacked to try sometime.

I believe total is 35. Active: 10(maybe?)

And Yes, I am NOT allowed to leave the castle, unless the REWARD severely outweighs the RISK. We generally use the others for that stuff. If I had my way We'd have far more battles, but Bull is leader, and he's been stuck in a hotel cause the condo he's at wasn't built soon enough and he doesn't get on enough right now to control things. That's why we've slowed down so much since August 1st. Oh that, and everyone plays other games(Mortal Online, those whores )

Don't know if we ever will attack something else. I'm sure we'll do...something...soon (tm)
Soon(tm) is our current phrase for doing anything in strat. Here's an Idea, Insult Bull and he might get off is Duff and finally give us some attack order!

With gear for only 1600 or so (how many we killed roughly taking it) won because it was a bunch of eus sitting doing nothing but dumping troops and not even active enough to do trade on NA lands.  You really should get off your high horses anders - you were the one spouting how glad you were for eus to be attacked that were settling in NA lands - "they don't belong here."  I guess hypocrisy only works when its against kesh, bale, matey, adoptagoat, firebus, dbrookz, and kamikaze_joe (sadly afk for quite a while).

I was going to sign for against for the DRO guys(but then I saw they had 16k tickets and no mercs ), and the corp was a Merc agreement on our faction so that was a forced hire.

Signed up against the KU in a few, and for them on a few(I chose the winning side every time almost on that arrangement ) and I definitely signed for you against true EU scum.

Bah, forum wars I'm going to get yelled at again. Not allowed to do it, but it's so so much fun

[Keshian]

Also, if you were curious it was aldo in hospitaller ts most of last night begging for help with vue there and earthgeodude available on steam (he was given 1250 troops by lco in caraf castle to reinforce gerard).  King_itchy had been in their battle just before but had gone afl in their ts by the time we hopped in.  After vue attacked me with all his troops to try and stop me from attacking earth's unarmed army, earth geodude dumped 500 of his troops into vue's village (like they were interchangeable and one faction working together, UIF?) and then reinforced gerard.  Also, I hadn't known this but it sounds like Vue (internet_Explorer) is 12 years old, explains a lot!  Pretty funny!

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[CALAMARI]

Like fucckkinn magic

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[Oreo]

Should really download http://puush.me/login

It's very useful for things like this.

[Jack1]

Anders, I am going to be real honest with you here. I have played strat since a little after the start of strat 4 and I have never seen you accomplish anything. Last strat you sat in your little castle the whole time. This strat isn't much different. Most people call that AFK.

[MURDERTRON]

Anders, I am going to be real honest with you here. I have played strat since a little after the start of strat 4 and I have never seen you accomplish anything. Last strat you sat in your little castle the whole time. This strat isn't much different. Most people call that AFK.

Typical Astralis mentality.  Talk a lot of shit, have a weak chin, do nothing.

[Leatherbelt]

What is strat again?