WHOA! Just take it easy man

[Sir_Wonka]

THE SLOTHS ARE HEREBY DECLARING WAR ON MB/KBW!!!!(not testi though)

"BUT WHY?!" YOU MAY ASK. WELL THERE IS A REAL GOOD REASON THAT WE ARE ATTACKING MB FIEFS. THERE IS ONE MAN NERD WE MUST STOP THIS STRAT.

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Kesh...


It may of seemed that the Sloths were very loyal to Kesh ever since last strat with FCC and all. In fact we were... up until some recent events. We were always good brainwashed Kesh worshipers. We always did good KD's and all that shit for strat n crap. Even after all of that, even after all the good times, even though its hair is on fire, ITS COLD SLAP OF BETRAYAL WAS NIPPIER THAN Bauer's JESSICA'S TITTIES. (if u dont know bauer kill urself).

SO WHAT DID IT DO TO YOU, WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING MB INSTEAD OF IT?

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 As you can see it was from Kesh. Seems like an easy enuff task for a loyal follower. We did it and move 6k troops. U know what we got back? 1500 goods and shit gear ( not any of the crap we gave him).

During the time it took to move the troops, we lost 1k of our own to crime. So we decided to dedicate the 1500 we had left with the shitty gear that he gave us ( the only gear we have left cuz he stold it all) to help MB. How is this helping MB?... This is helping MB by stopping kesh from taking one more fief. Sorry if it seems hostile, but its only for the good of stopping it. We will see how far we can get with very few troops, gear, and members. If MB wants to fite us with 60 members, they can cum at us m8. Cuz u knuw wut, your shoe is dirty so go suck my dick if u dont want our help. We dont want to fite kesh 1 v 1 because he has 8 members and they stayd together. So we figure if kesh wunts to take this place he can take it from our slothy grips and pound us to death with his limp dick. Its fucking on kesh..
 

In the end, i guess we are still retarded sloths

[Legs]

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This looked shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Also you need 1000 renown to get the King title 0/10 nerd.

[njames89]

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[Sir_Wonka]

This looked shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Also you need 1000 renown to get the King title 0/10 nerd.

[Sharpe]

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[Sir_Wonka]

Looted 1.5mil worth of gear from the village assault. They will take it back and they will lose it to kesh (we wouldnt of). FOOLS!

[Oreo]

y he no listen 2 me

 

[Khako]

Looted 1.5mil worth of gear from the village assault. They will take it back and they will lose it to kesh (we wouldnt of). FOOLS!

Why take it from them in the first place? Kesh seems to be attacking MB/KBW as well, the man you're fighting?

[Sir_Wonka]

Why take it from them in the first place? Kesh seems to be attacking MB/KBW as well, the man you're fighting?

Sometimes to take down a 10 man faction, it doesn't take a 60 man faction. It takes 3 nerds

[BaleOhay]

we are a 7 man faction and Joe is generally wandering around the map lost so really a 6 man faction.

[Sir_Wonka]

we are a 7 man faction and Joe is generally wandering around the map lost so really a 6 man faction.

you are a 10 man faction in spirit.

[Behemoth_]

You need to stop kesh but you're attacking mb? wat

[Sir_Wonka]

You need to stop kesh but you're attacking mb? wat

look I know dis post is confusing so I'll say it here. I take the fiefs from MB so Kesh can't have them. Although he has 2x our members, we are working hard to stop him

[Testicleez]

look I know dis post is confusing so I'll say it here. I take the fiefs from MB so Kesh can't have them. Although he has 2x our members, we are working hard to stop him

buh u still sine up 4 kesh in timlisal attack wow ur a fkn hippo crit we aint frends no more u fkr c u guy nvr gon play arma 3 wit u i sware i sware it on me mum

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[Testicleez]

Ooops, double post. Soz.