I like the darker purples 
Please add dark purple text!
Whats your favorite holiday?
Thanksgiving. The most food ever, and I usually have a Friendsgiving party afterwards where everyone brings leftovers from all the different family Thanksgivings. Also,
this cocktail tastes like turkey and has Wild Turkey.Dear Kalam,
What are some of the "worst" posts and topics that you have closed or deleted? You can leave out some details to protect the idiots involved if necessary.
What's the "worst" message someone has sent you using the report-a-post system? Best?
There were two individuals who have systematically attacked a group of people in flame wars who then proceed to turn around and attack everyone else who supported them. They used a lot of behind the scenes information, pictures of real life people, and devolved into regular bigotry over time. It was like a one month cycle.
The best report was something Tears of Destiny said. I can't remember what, but it had me laughing for a few minutes. o.O
The worst was someone who used to be an admired member of the community reporting someone else (while clearly inebriated) for something that
he posted a few replies earlier in the same thread.
What is your favorite food?
Food is my life, or at least my favorite hobby. Accordingly, the answer to this changes every day. In general, though, Mediterranean cuisines hold my attention longer than others- especially when they include whole bushes worth of herbs.
I have a theory that this is because it is the original marrying of cultures on plates.
Who are you?
Some dude eating Nutella in a shithole in Georgia.
What would you rather fight, a horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?
Assuming I had
this, a hundred duck sized horses.
are you gay?
if yes, do you want to hang out later?
I am probably 9% gay. My standards for men are incredibly high. I'll need a picture of your buttocks to confirm.
Would you rather fight a bear-sized child or 25 child-sized bears? Unarmed, do you think that you could defeat either in battle?
Bear sized child. I could defeat a bear sized child without weapons. I do not think I would stand much of a chance against four child sized bears, let alone 25.
