Fuck It Dude, Let's Go Bartering

[agweber]

Looking to uptrade slightly for profit to raise funds for putting in the clan bank so we can keep The Dude's face present on the battlefield. I haven't actually talked to Rhalzo about if we needed funds but I figured I'd try to raise some anyhow. I'm going to donate an additional 20% of any gold earned from this thread from Ranged since he gets so much play lately. I'll also do miscellaneous marketplace trades, from which I'll donate 50% of the profit margin.

For Sale or Trade		Looking For
Armors Head Armor Body Armor     Lordly Mongolian Lamellar Vest     Lordly Black Lamellar Vest     Lordly Lamellar Vest     Lordly Byrnja Hand Armor     Lordly Light Strange Gloves     Lordly Mail Mittens Foot Armor Melee Weapons One Handed     Masterwork Long Espada Eslavona     Masterwork Espada Eslavona     Masterwork Spathion     Masterwork Arabian Caval-ree Sword     Masterwork Paramerion Two Handed Polearms     Masterwork Glaive     Masterwork Red Tassel Spear     Masterwork Ashwood Pike     Masterwork Long Hafted Blade Ranged Weapons Bows     Masterwork Long Bow     Masterwork Yumi     Masterwork Nomad Bow Crossbows     Masterwork Light Crossbow     Masterwork Crossbow     Well Made Arbalest Throwing Projectiles     Masterwork Steel Bolts Currency ~100k gold 4 Heirloom Points		Similarly valued loomed items + gold Armentia_FIDLGB     Gloves of some sort     Rouncey Ranged     Tatar/Barbed Arrows

Trades:
Lordly Light Strange Gloves -> Lordly Mail Mittens + 10,000g (11k donate)
Masterwork Arabian Caval-ree Sword -> Lordly Mongolian Lamellar Vest + 30,000g (33k donate)
Lordly Mongolian Lamellar Vest + 8,000g -> Lordly Black Lamellar Vest
MP: Well Made Arbalest + 20,000g -> 1 Heirloom Point
Banner expired: Ranged 20.5k donate (up to 20% of Armentia's total donations now)
MP: Masterwork Light Crossbow -> Masterwork Crossbow + 25,000g ((25-20)*.5=2.5k*1.2=3k donate)
MP: Masterwork Crossbow -> Masterwork Light Crossbow + 15,000g (7.5k*1.2=9k donate)
MP: Lordly Black Lamellar Vest -> Lordly Byrnja + 15,000g (9k donate)
Masterwork Spathion -> Masterwork Glaive
MP: Masterwork Light Crossbow -> Masterwork Long Bow + 15,000 (9k donate)
MP: Lordly Byrnja + 5,000g -> Lordly Lamellar Vest
MP: Masterwork Long Bow -> Masterwork Yumi + 10,000 (6k donate)
MP: Masterwork Yumi + 10,000g -> Masterwork Nomad Bow
MP: Masterwork Long Espada Eslavona -> Masterwork Espada Eslavona (You're welcome SofaKing)
MP: Masterwork Espada Eslavona -> Masterwork Long Espada Eslavona + 5,000 (3k donate)
MP: Masterwork Glaive -> Masterwork Red Tassel Spear + 20,000 (12k donate)
MP: Masterwork Red Tassel Spear -> Masterwork Ashwood Pike + 20,000 (12k donate)
MP: Masterwork Ashwood Pike -> Masterwork Long Hafted Blade + 15,000 (9k donate)
MP: Masterwork Long Espada Eslavona -> Masterwork Paramerion + 20,000 (12k donate)

Total Deposits (since this thread started): 148,500g
Total since I've been around: 330,000g

The dude appreciates your most generous offer.

[agweber]

Traded: Lordly Light Strange Gloves -> Lordly Mail Mittens + 10,000g
11k deposited. (Ranged deposits 10% match)

[Man of Steel]

Mongolian Lamellar Vest and 30.000 for Arabian Cavlry Sword
PM me if intersted

[agweber]

Mongolian Lamellar Vest and 30.000 for Arabian Cavlry Sword
PM me if intersted

Traded: Masterwork Arabian Caval-ree Sword -> Lordly Mongolian Lamellar Vest + 30,000g
33k deposited. (Ranged deposits 10% match)

[agweber]

We're whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon.
But there ain't no whales,
So we tell tall-tales,
And sing our whaling tune.

[Skooks]

Was wondering if you would take a +1 HCB and 15k for the +1 Arbalest

[agweber]

Destiny has cheated me,
By forcing me to decide upon,
The woman that I idolize,
Or the hands of an automaton,
Without these hands I can't complete,
The opera that was captivating her,
But if I keep them, and she marries him,
Then he probably won't want me dating her...

[agweber]

In the year 105105,
If man is still alive,
If robot can survive,
They may find...
In the year 252525,
The backwards time machine still won't have arrived.
In all the world, there's only one technology,
A rusty sword for practicing proctology!
In a future year that ends with a twenty (351120),
A shlubby merman's gonna try to get chummy.
He may look like a watery wimp,
When in fact he's a bloodthirsty shrimp!
In the year 1,000,000 & 1/2,
Humankind is enslaved by giraffe.
Man must pay for all his misdeeds,
When the treetops are stripped of their leaves!
Whoa-oh!

Got these off of wikiquote, but they don't seem right at all. I'll have to rewatch this episode tonight and get the right lyrics.

[agweber]

Number of marketplace trades since I last bumped this.