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NSFW Beauty
« on: August 15, 2014, 04:01:01 pm »
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The mother-to-be kind of dances around, waiting for the delivery.  Her embryonic sac is just barely visible. No it isn't balls.
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The sack containing the fetus (and a lot of blood and other fluids) starts coming out.
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Player 2 has entered the game. Baby's first moments of life is a long, hard drop to the ground. Just like mine!
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more yummy birthness
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Mother realizes baby ain't breathing. (Maybe dont drop it next time, fucktard) Anyways, she does what she can to try and revive it.
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Now she gettin desperate and starts kicking her baby. Man I miss my mom :c
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Now she tries pickin up the little bitches head until it breathes
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what the fuck it worked
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it stands up
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and here you see him on his way to fuck your bitch.
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Quote from: Aldogalus on April 19, 2014, 03:16:24 pm
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Re: NSFW Beauty
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2014, 11:49:57 pm »
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 :shock:

I'm glad it's alive... but... that was pretty hardcore.

Time to go watch MLP.
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Re: NSFW Beauty
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2014, 12:01:48 am »
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Ha yes, elephants poop smaller elephants
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Re: NSFW Beauty
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2014, 01:16:18 am »
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Quote from: Kafein on August 16, 2014, 12:01:48 am
Ha yes, elephants poop smaller elephants

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Re: NSFW Beauty
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2018, 04:29:34 pm »
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this tickles my cornhole
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Quote from: Aldogalus on April 19, 2014, 03:16:24 pm
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Re: NSFW Beauty
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2018, 05:06:07 pm »
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why does this exist
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Re: NSFW Beauty
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2018, 05:27:29 pm »
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Now that I know elephants kick their young until they get up I respect them even more.
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Re: NSFW Beauty
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2018, 07:07:25 pm »
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Quote from: Golem on July 22, 2018, 05:27:29 pm
Now that I know elephants kick their young until they get up I respect them even more.

actually fun fact we do the same thing.
if a newborn has an apgar score of 2-4 they'll actually hold the baby by its ankles and slap its back to try to coerce it to cry and therefore start breathing.

if it has a score of 0 or 1 we don't do that because the baby is in critical condition and the heart has to be started first and if that happens then they slap the shit out of it to make it cry
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