I'm not overweight! You need to eat healthy food to be able to keep up with macro feinters after 16 hours of cRPG and on top of that, having heavy arms or poor health negatively influences xp/day! Not to mentions that having heavy arms decreases precision, acceleration of sudden arm movements(aka. blocking, chambering, roflcopter 1080+ moves etc.)
The rest is accurate though, like... showering only when the scratching breaks impacts gameplay...