King Armpit is preaching the good word of Lord of Spam once again! Listen up guys!
It's Friday! And it is a special one too! We have Valentine's Day upon us, and there are many lonely girls out there, waiting to embrace your love and affection. Go out! Don't sit at home this night!
You take a chance on little disappointment, you might not get lucky, but one who doesn't' throw the ball always misses.
Those of you who are in need of little romance - go out! You don't need your friends to back you up, you don't need fancy cloths or lots of money, all you need is hope and good spirit!
Do it! There is nothing to lose but little cash and a lonely evening in front of a screen!
Love is in the air! Grab it tonight! It's yours if only you wish!
