Late night thread

[Siiem]

I usually watch films at late night. Hi.

Wa... wat kind of films?

[pogosan]

[Dergol]

f.z

[Ikarus]

late night thread

cuz whatamIdoingwithmylife.gif
http://z0r.de/2677
http://z0r.de/6746

I accidently clicked on z0r.de again and can´t get away now.

Help.

[Armpit_Sweat]

Are you faggots getting ready for the weekend?! Are you getting ready to be drunk and obnoxious?! Are you getting ready to be one of those guys who is hitting on every single girl at a party, and every other guy wants to kick your smart ass, but they don't dare cause they are just a bunch of sorryass losers?! Are you ready to be all over a hot girl, and then leave the party with her best friend, cause she has bigger boobs?!
 
It's Friday tomorrow, AND it's a payday! My-oh-my will there be a ridiculous amount of drunk girls in the city! I will deliberately go after those who are at least 10 years younger than me - just because why the fuck not?! I can't really tell how old they are after a number of beers anyways... No, seriously, I often think a girl is like no more than 20 - and bam! Turns out she is 26!
 
Just one last thing to do - need to wake up early and clean my place up a bit. Dirty plates and dust all-over. How the fuck it's getting so dusty in 2 weeks time?.. Still, shouldn't take more than 1,5 hours.

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[Ikarus]

listen to this in the background while reading this, also to get into the mood
http://z0r.de/2677

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Last weekend:
- friday: pub and club jumping in the city. abandoned super drunk girl in the slums of vienna in late evening cause she was too drunk and not worth the work to get her to my place. Didn´t even need to run cause she wasn´t able to follow me with walking speed. Never been that much an asshole and it feels great, all in all great night, 10/10.
- saturday: one club, one price, drink as much as you can. danced the shit out of my shoes, which my coworkers were able to smell this whole week due to sticky ground of unidentified objects and sweat. Also ripped them, that´s why I need new ones for this weekend. Discovered a nasty burn wound on my arm on sunday due to some suckers cigarette, still healing. Ended the night by embracing the toilet, still have no idea how I managed to get home.

tomorrow it´s drink-as-much-as-you-can-bar again, with some support of friends who are coming over this time. Will still wear my ripped shoes cause club will prolly have rotten sticky floor again. and for style points.

feelin so 80ies atm
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[Armpit_Sweat]

I dedicate this to my one true love - Coco:

We have one more date this weekend!

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Oh, i am just so funny, got myself chocking on a piece of peach from how fucking funny and awesome i am! God i love you Coco!

[Ikarus]

wtf is going on lately with that show

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhpvx58iq00&t=1m38s

[Armpit_Sweat]

While you guys were having a good night sleep, after a glass of warm milk and Teletubbies, uncle Armpit was out on a date with Coco, and made an new late fucking night tattoo. CHeck this shit out, simple and raw, just like mother nature intended:
 
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Sort of take-shit-chances-but-win-big. 
 
C'mon guys, wake UP i tell you! Wake the fuck up! Go out and live some! We might get nuked by an asteroid any day now! Rapture is coming! Aliens are about to invade us! Military-grade ebola will hit us any moment! WHATEVER! Live some life you shitbag cunts! 
 
I love you all guys! But i still love Coco more! 

[IR_Kuoin]

Nice tattoo bro! Now you will only be rolling 6'ers, cuz  that is how we roll up in here!

[Ikarus]

nice tattoo

[Armpit_Sweat]

My kind of party!

Good stuff, good stuff!

[Ikarus]

oh god

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#sofedupwiththisshit

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[Armpit_Sweat]

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oh god

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#sofedupwiththisshit

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This is pretty good actually. Read all of it with a nonfading interest. There is everything - a mature politeness, a detailed and well written case, mentioning of friends and activities they do together, an exact number of sexual partners, acknowledgment of being strange/crazy on the surface, but normal and well-functioning in reality. Featuring such pearls as:

"... we're planning on getting married should everything go as planned financially speaking."
"... I have zero interest in having any kind of relationship with anyone than the mare I adore."
"All my friends and the people who know me well say that my love is a thing of beauty and quite admirable ..."
"I'm very secure in my relationship. I know without question that Twilight is just as faithful to me as I am to her."

And many more! It's just too good to be real unfortunately... But even if written just for giggles, it is still a masterpiece! Good find!

[Ikarus]

Good find!

t´is my duty
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