Best NA Donkey Lovers

[Mallets]

We all know how OP Donkeys are!  Chargers aren't just for pussies... they are pussies!  My Donkey studs up all over Chargers and gives them Donkey babies!

And in lieu of the "Best NA Players" thread that came out last week... I thought it fitting to make a "Best Donkey Players" thread.

It's only for NA... because fuck the Atlantic Ocean... that's why!  It's the only reason Europe isn't called East American.  {In actuality, it's probably the reason we aren't called Western Europe... but fuck them for making me admit that!!!!}


So all you Donkey Lovers & Haters cast your votes.  Here's the categories:

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Donkey Lancer

Donkey Great Lancer

Donkey 1-Hander

Donkey 2-Hander

Donkey Thrower

Donkey Archer

Donkey X-bow

Donkey Bumper

Donkey Humper (purely sexual)

Donkey Lover  (obviously, you'd still hump your donkey, but it's out of pure love)

Honkey on a Donkey

Jackass of the Year

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By default Peyton Manning is our Mascot with that sweet ass "Denver Donkeys" jersey he wears as armor!


If you think this thread is stupid... that's because you a "Charger-loving-EU-homosapien."  Bloooom!!!  You just got "Donked On"!


If you can think of other categories, let me know!  They'll be added... or they won't... I may never look at this thread again!


Now go nominate anyone & everyone!  Nominate no one.  Nominate yourself.  Hell, make up players!  Just nominate!!!


Lastly, feel free to post pics or videos of your Donkey Love!!!


Sincerely,

Donkey Lover Mallets

[Jacaroma]

Donkey thrower? Easy... DonkeythrowerIV

[Tojo]

Donkey Lancer: Tiny Glance (not really dedicated donkey user, but when remnant went donkey)


Donkey that's a funny word

[Mallets]

Donkey thrower? Easy... DonkeythrowerIV

Lol

Jac, I nominated you for Honkey on a Donkey!

[Donkey_Thrower]

Of course its Either Donkey_Thrower or Donkey_Thrower_IV.

Providing donkey facts increases my value I would like to think!

[Mallets]

Of course its Either Donkey_Thrower or Donkey_Thrower_IV.

Providing donkey facts increases my value I would like to think!

Double bonus for those great and very educational facts.

Triple points if you go onto Wikipedia's Donkey page and share your knowledge (please post pics).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkeys

[Mae.]

TinyGlancer best donkey lancer NA, bitch uses a practice lance

[Mallets]

Dang... the Donkey page on Wikipedia is protected.  There's a "Warfare" section... and I was hoping to update it.  Didn't see any info mentioning how much better Donkey's are than Plated Chargers!

Per Wikipedia:

In warfare

During World War I John Simpson Kirkpatrick, a British stretcher bearer serving with the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps, and Richard Alexander "Dick" Henderson of the New Zealand Medical Corps used donkeys to rescue wounded soldiers from the battlefield at Gallipoli.[39][40]

According to British food writer Matthew Fort, donkeys were used in the Italian Army. The Mountain Fusiliers each had a donkey to carry their gear, and in extreme circumstances the animal could be eaten.[41]

Donkeys have also been used to carry explosives in conflicts that include the war in Afghanistan and others.[42][43]

In a way, Donkeys in cRPG carry explosives... they are called Great Lances!  Couching someone with a Donkey'd Great Lance should be the end game for all cRPGers!

[Mallets]

double post

[Donkey_Thrower]

Dang... the Donkey page on Wikipedia is protected.  There's a "Warfare" section... and I was hoping to update it.  Didn't see any info mentioning how much better Donkey's are than Plated Chargers!

Per Wikipedia:

In a way, Donkeys in cRPG carry explosives... they are called Great Lances!  Couching someone with a Donkey'd Great Lance should be the end game for all cRPGers!

every time I try, I can't get the donkey up to speed.  Maybe i need a +3 donkey to do this.

[Tojo]

every time I try, I can't get the donkey up to speed.  Maybe i need a +3 donkey to do this.

 

Need a +3 donkey and 9 or more riding

[Bryggan]

Miserable Old Bastard is easily the best Donkey 2 hander.  Compared to... um... well, if there were any other Donkey 2 Handers, I'm sure he would be better.

[Mallets]

Miserable Old Bastard is easily the best Donkey 2 hander.  Compared to... um... well, if there were any other Donkey 2 Handers, I'm sure he would be better.

Lol, definitely!  I've actually been smoked by him many a time!

[Bryggan]

I think he's good because you just can't take the guy seriously when his feet are almost touching the ground.  And as you are laughing at how pathetic he looks, he thumps you on the head.

[Donkey_Thrower]

I think he's good because you just can't take the guy seriously when his feet are almost touching the ground.  And as you are laughing at how pathetic he looks, he thumps you on the head.

Can confirm, Miserable or MOB is a pretty chill dude.  Always willing to lend a fellow donkey rider his +3 Donkey!