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The Last Stand
« on: July 22, 2014, 09:08:51 pm »
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CITIZENS OF EU
WE, THE NORTH, RECENTLY CAPTURED A CASTLE AT 2 AM FROM THE RAGING DRUZHINAS.
NOW THE BEAR GOT THEIR OP SHIT AND FLINGED ITSELF UPON US.
THIS IS OUR FINAL STAND, OUR FINEST HOUR. THIS IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE NORTH'S SURVIVAL, BUT THIS IS TO SHOW THE ENTIRETY OF EU THAT WE CAN WIN AGAINST THE RED BEAR.

I WONT LIE TO YOU BROTHERS, WE WILL FACE A DIFFICULT SIEGE. WE WILL BE OUTGUNNED, WE WILL BE OUTGEARED, AND PERHAPS OUTNUMBERED.


BUT THIS IS WHERE WE HOLD THEM
THIS IS WHERE WE FIGHT
AND EVERY FREE MAN OUT THERE, THAT WISHES TO BREAK THE SHACKLES OF DRUZHINA TYRANNY IS WELCOME TO PICK UP SWORD AND ARMOUR AND FIGHT FOR THE FREEDOM TO PLAY ON EU WITHOUT GETTING RAPED.

HAVE NO DOUBT MEN, THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE. THIS IS THE GREATEST MANIFESTATION OF A PEOPLE'S WILL TO PLAY ON EU.


UP TO THE UNREMLITTLING BATTLE COMRADES! ONWARD FOR EU! ONWARD FOR THE NORTH!
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1912

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Re: The Last Stand
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2014, 09:16:09 pm »
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You are a couple months late mate.

Think the last one who cared about EU strat was wiped/quit a while ago.
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Re: The Last Stand
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2014, 09:19:46 pm »
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You are a couple months late mate.

Think the last one who cared about EU strat was wiped/quit a while ago.


Take this spear. Stab the Druzhinas. EU lives. Ez.

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Re: The Last Stand
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2014, 10:06:57 pm »
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Take this spear. Stab the Druzhinas. EU lives. Ez.

Think the last one who cared about EU strat was wiped/quit a while ago.
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Re: The Last Stand
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2014, 10:11:09 pm »
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i dare u to take that spear switch!  :mrgreen: u used my name in avatar as easy kill. u need to die  :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: The Last Stand
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2014, 10:12:22 pm »
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i dare u to take that spear switch!  :mrgreen: u used my name in avatar as easy kill. u need to die  :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

:D Cannot fight, moving right now so no time :P
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Re: The Last Stand
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2014, 10:14:24 pm »
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For some reason I find myself thinking of some long forgotten Japanese WWII garrison in some small, forgotten atoll in the Pacific seeing an approaching US Navy warship and inspiring his men to one last battle- in 1958.

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Re: The Last Stand
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2014, 10:14:59 pm »
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Need a hand?  :rolleyes: i can bring my awlpike if u want  :wink: but i'm not certain what to do next  :mrgreen:

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Re: The Last Stand
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2014, 12:14:03 am »
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For some reason I find myself thinking of some long forgotten Japanese WWII garrison in some small, forgotten atoll in the Pacific seeing an approaching US Navy warship and inspiring his men to one last battle- in 1958.

Nailed it.

Need a hand?  :rolleyes: i can bring my awlpike if u want  :wink: but i'm not certain what to do next  :mrgreen:

Yes, apply. Next quest is "Stab the plated guys on the Siege tower wobling around like a spastic"

Think the last one who cared about EU strat was wiped/quit a while ago.

We're still here, so i dont see your point.






Even if we lose this batttle, even if the bear takes the keep, we will keep on fighting,
We will fight them on the beaches,
we will fight them on the cities
we will fight them wherever we can get our hands on em
We'll make the taliban seem like a group of tossers infont of us.

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Re: The Last Stand
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2014, 12:14:48 am »
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For some reason I find myself thinking of some long forgotten Japanese WWII garrison in some small, forgotten atoll in the Pacific seeing an approaching US Navy warship and inspiring his men to one last battle- in 1958.

I always wanted to be Japanese.

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Re: The Last Stand
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2014, 12:18:48 am »
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I always wanted to be Japanese.

But he is an Arab.


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Re: The Last Stand
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2014, 12:26:34 am »
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Butan, we need you to create another diary. Like the one you made when the Shogunate declared war on Druzhina.

Even though it will probably look the same.
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Re: The Last Stand
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2014, 07:00:44 am »
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I always wanted to be Japanese.
You are Japanese.  In your soul.  Now write some Haiku and buy some used school girl underwear in a vending machine and show your inner Japanesseness.

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Re: The Last Stand
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2014, 07:12:20 am »
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You are Japanese.  In your soul.  Now write some Haiku and buy some used school girl underwear in a vending machine and show your inner Japanesseness.

I.... I can finally be... KAWAIIIIIIII?!?!!?

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Re: The Last Stand
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2014, 05:21:55 pm »
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No you stfu and get back to drilling oil.