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Re: The Terrortops has Risen and wishes to swallow The Kalmar Union
« Reply #75 on: July 14, 2014, 02:33:08 pm »
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no, u guys stole plate from greys by attacking them while they were asleep, then you paid gold rewards to fight a battle against a team of EUs and bad NA players who couldn't get on your team

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Re: The Terrortops has Risen and wishes to swallow The Kalmar Union
« Reply #76 on: July 17, 2014, 03:02:36 am »
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I killed Grand Chieftan Kesh.

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Re: The Terrortops has Risen and wishes to swallow The Kalmar Union
« Reply #77 on: July 17, 2014, 04:00:32 am »
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I killed Grand Chieftan Kesh.

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Re: The Terrortops has Risen and wishes to swallow The Kalmar Union
« Reply #78 on: July 17, 2014, 04:05:26 am »
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there is a Kesh in elder scrolls skyrim as well. I did his quest he is some evil lizard necromancer if I remember correctly. I was laughing when I got the quest it was something like "Find Kesh"
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Re: The Terrortops has Risen and wishes to swallow The Kalmar Union
« Reply #79 on: July 17, 2014, 04:19:36 am »
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there is a Kesh in elder scrolls skyrim as well. I did his quest he is some evil lizard necromancer if I remember correctly. I was laughing when I got the quest it was something like "Find Kesh"

lol yeah, that skyrim Kesh is one cool cat :wink:
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Re: The Terrortops has Risen and wishes to swallow The Kalmar Union
« Reply #80 on: July 17, 2014, 05:47:42 am »
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Why Kalmarr?

These guys fled EU because the UIF wiped everybody.  They are a small clan just trying to play the game.  Forget the NA/EU thing.  They've played by NA rules.  They haven't been hitting people at EU time.  They stay up till 3 AM to be fair to NA. 

I'm just not down for wiping small clans off the map.  We're not even down for wiping AoW.  We just wanted to fight and it's been a lot of fun.  I'm not saying everyone and their mother should support Kalmar.  But c'mon guys.  The whole barbarian horde thing is funny.  I give Kesh a lot of credit.  He goaded UIF into hitting him and got a ton of gear.  It was a brilliant move.  But why go after Kalmarr?  If it's about xp go hit Curaw.  That's a fun battle and at least the gear advantage would make it an even fight. 

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Re: The Terrortops has Risen and wishes to swallow The Kalmar Union
« Reply #81 on: July 17, 2014, 06:19:53 am »
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Why Kalmarr?

These guys fled EU because the UIF wiped everybody.  They are a small clan just trying to play the game.  Forget the NA/EU thing.  They've played by NA rules.  They haven't been hitting people at EU time.  They stay up till 3 AM to be fair to NA. 

I'm just not down for wiping small clans off the map.  We're not even down for wiping AoW.  We just wanted to fight and it's been a lot of fun.  I'm not saying everyone and their mother should support Kalmar.  But c'mon guys.  The whole barbarian horde thing is funny.  I give Kesh a lot of credit.  He goaded UIF into hitting him and got a ton of gear.  It was a brilliant move.  But why go after Kalmarr?  If it's about xp go hit Curaw.  That's a fun battle and at least the gear advantage would make it an even fight.
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Re: The Terrortops has Risen and wishes to swallow The Kalmar Union
« Reply #82 on: July 17, 2014, 09:16:19 am »
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Why Kalmarr?

These guys fled EU because the UIF wiped everybody.  They are a small clan just trying to play the game.  Forget the NA/EU thing.  They've played by NA rules.  They haven't been hitting people at EU time.  They stay up till 3 AM to be fair to NA. 

I'm just not down for wiping small clans off the map.  We're not even down for wiping AoW.  We just wanted to fight and it's been a lot of fun.  I'm not saying everyone and their mother should support Kalmar.  But c'mon guys.  The whole barbarian horde thing is funny.  I give Kesh a lot of credit.  He goaded UIF into hitting him and got a ton of gear.  It was a brilliant move.  But why go after Kalmarr?  If it's about xp go hit Curaw.  That's a fun battle and at least the gear advantage would make it an even fight.

2 reasons - 1) we really didn't want to use the UIF's gear against any NA clans
2) once it started looking like there was no more UIF intent to invade NA we asked ourselves who to attack, we had no plans for kalmar union.  Hadn't even entered our sights, just another random neutral.  Then Grandmom the leader of their faction started posting a good half-dozen conspiracy theories about us (we asked UIF for help, we were working with UIF to destroy EUs in NA, we gave the UIF gear we got to AoW, we made a bunch of unarmed britannic armies into shiny using UIF gear, etc. etc. all of which proved unfounded even though he claimed it was all based on multiple spy reports lol) - he made it a very easy choice.

By the way they are not small faction - 30+ players and their ally cooperation has over 40 players.  We took 22,5000 eu goods from them, these guys were one of the wealthiest factions on the map (was being the operative word).  We actually are an 8-man faction.  Taking 2 villages is not wiping them out, they have a bunch of armies hiding inside acre fiefs that ran away from us. They have over 8x as many players in their combined factions as we do, cooperation has 9K troops in rindyar castle alone not counting the 2 cities and other fiefs they hold in EU.  Their ally could easily give them 1 of their cities in EU.
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Re: The Terrortops has Risen and wishes to swallow The Kalmar Union
« Reply #83 on: July 17, 2014, 10:19:14 am »
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I guess you mean 22,500.
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Re: The Terrortops has Risen and wishes to swallow The Kalmar Union
« Reply #84 on: July 17, 2014, 11:17:35 am »
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By the way they are not small faction - 30+ players and their ally cooperation has over 40 players.  We took 22,5000 eu goods from them, these guys were one of the wealthiest factions on the map (was being the operative word).  We actually are an 8-man faction.  Taking 2 villages is not wiping them out, they have a bunch of armies hiding inside acre fiefs that ran away from us. They have over 8x as many players in their combined factions as we do, cooperation has 9K troops in rindyar castle alone not counting the 2 cities and other fiefs they hold in EU.  Their ally could easily give them 1 of their cities in EU.

It wasn't more than 14k, was it? But yeah, we had tons of Coorporation goods on us the we couldn't really protect and failed to move during NA night time. We weren't expecting to lose an okay geared village with the first attack, but our roster wasn't the strongest apparently with mostly EU guys on top of the scoreboard. We don't have 30+ members, not by a long shot. Like the Coorporation half of our guys have been sitting on EU since the UIF wiped us twice there. We have more than you though and it was a well timed attack if you actually wanted to wipe us, which I'm sure you did.

If we take a city on EU there's a high chance the UIF will come and take it away just to screw with us and have the battles they've wanted the whole Strat. We couldn't even hold a village, they took even that one :rolleyes: It's all good fun though and we don't hold grudges against UIF nor you; All in the game yo, all in the game.

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Re: The Terrortops has Risen and wishes to swallow The Kalmar Union
« Reply #85 on: July 17, 2014, 01:25:44 pm »
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your leader caused this mess for you by poking us till we responded. We now have some spending money to play around with a little bit. Where will the horde go next I wonder
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Re: The Terrortops has Risen and wishes to swallow The Kalmar Union
« Reply #86 on: July 17, 2014, 01:50:57 pm »
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your leader caused this mess for you by poking us till we responded. We now have some spending money to play around with a little bit. Where will the horde go next I wonder

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Re: The Terrortops has Risen and wishes to swallow The Kalmar Union
« Reply #87 on: July 17, 2014, 03:44:19 pm »
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Dont be daft Switch, everyone knows we go to them whenever we need gear, not the other way round

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Re: The Terrortops has Risen and wishes to swallow The Kalmar Union
« Reply #88 on: July 17, 2014, 10:40:25 pm »
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The joke's on you cause you're playing a shitty game.  Oh wai
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Re: The Terrortops has Risen and wishes to swallow The Kalmar Union
« Reply #89 on: July 17, 2014, 11:09:16 pm »
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what game?
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