The Terrortops has Risen and wishes to swallow The Kalmar Union

[Switchtense]

Shifty entered Shulus heavily armed and he left it heavily armed. Check the loomlist of New Shulus and see what gear we have tomorrow.

LOL he actually DID enter it? Wow this is even funnier than I thought!

[phnxhdsn]

Shifty entered Shulus heavily armed and he left it heavily armed. Check the loomlist of New Shulus and see what gear we have tomorrow.

I doubt anyone has an idea what gear is on sale in either yours of Kalmars fiefs because neither are free trade!

[Switchtense]

OH SHIT! ANOTHER SCOUT REPORT HAS JUST COME IN!

Bros you better brace yourselves. Kamikaze Joe will come for you for sure!

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Shit, isn't that Joe's +3 Courser in Rindyar Castle?!
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[Kalitorian]

LOL he actually DID enter it? Wow this is even funnier than I thought!

It doesn`t really matter what I say, does it? You believe what you want to believe and nothing I say will change this.

I will just leave you guys to your conspiracies and your forum stuff.

OH SHIT! ANOTHER SCOUT REPORT HAS JUST COME IN!

Bros you better brace yourselves. Kamikaze Joe will come for you for sure!

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Shit, isn't that Joe's +3 Courser in Rindyar Castle?!
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We would really like some company in Rindyar. Also yes we have the +3 courser in Rindyar. We found her inside the stables half-starved after we took Rindyar from Ganner. We have been feeding her properly and our Polish members have also enjoyed her great handjobs. I don`t really care for her but our Polish guys really like her and probably won`t give her back.

I'm slightly too nice to keep this going too long with Kalitorian who seems like a pretty cool guy and has no idea what we're talking about xD

http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/dear-key-bored-warriors/90/

Give that a good read, particularly Grandmom's posts, maybe we'll seem slightly less dickish! You have perfectly been imitating our responses to it already though lol.

Guys it's only funny once he's read that thread. Once he has we can all resume.

I`m reading it right now.

[Switchtense]

It doesn`t really matter what I say, does it? You believe what you want to believe and nothing I say will change this.

I will just leave you guys to your conspiracies and your forum stuff.

You apparently have not seen the shit Kalmar hauled at us, so I will let you off the hook. We are trolling, relating to said shit Kalmar posted about us.

[Switchtense]

We would really like some company in Rindyar. Also yes we have the +3 courser in Rindyar. We found her inside the stables half-starved after we took Rindyar from Ganner. We have been feeding her properly and our Polish members have also enjoyed her great handjobs. I don`t really care for her but our Polish guys really like her and probably won`t give her back.

THAT is the shit I have been on about! See? Makes things a whole lot more enjoyable doesn't it?

[Kalitorian]

Shieeeeeeeeeeeet. I just read the other thread 

[Balikar]

Nobody gives a shit if you can kill a 2k shiny army with your 100 peasant army. Unless you write some funny shit beforehand.

Or after.  I'll take after too.

[Kalitorian]

It was quite amusing to read.

I`m not really posting much in these forums to avoid getting into flamewars or stuff like this. I tend to get very personal and angry when I`m debating with someone on the forum...
After writing alot of shit on Taleworlds and FSE forums I stopped posting in forums to avoid drama.

[Switchtense]

Oh why did people bring so much EU-ness to NA, i'm not talking about the players, talking about the attitude...

Because finding the NA in you is a quest for life.
No one knows when you will reach your destination. Neither can anyone say whether you will reach it at all. You might be trapped in the endeavour of finding your inner NA forever.
Restlessly seeking that feeling of arriving.

Most EUs are too focused on reaching this goal, rather than just living it. May 'Murica overcome them one day, for their lives will be filled with democracy and freedom!

[Kalitorian]

Also to clarify things. We declared war only on the barbarian invasion not on all factions fighting Kalmars.

Edit: I`m begging Squids not to attack us I`m just saying that we`re not jumping the "ASA" bandwagon and attacking Squids (unless they give us a reason like raping my grandma when she`s bringing glorious German beer to NA or they`re burning Lederhosen).

[Kalitorian]

I wish more people would read my briefing message and sign up with hilarious pseudonyms 

"10k for the most creative pseudonym (will be chosen by majority vote before the battle starts)."

[Matey]

Random AI Barbarian Horde

Since when do people have to declare war on barbarians? We are just fighting till we run out of troops so it makes no diff to me if we are jumping people or getting jumped. XP will be had and time will be saved.

[Keshian]

OH SHIT! ANOTHER SCOUT REPORT HAS JUST COME IN!

Bros you better brace yourselves. Kamikaze Joe will come for you for sure!

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Fucking awesome!  Now they are fucked!  KAMIKAZE!

Random AI Barbarian Horde

Since when do people have to declare war on barbarians? We are just fighting till we run out of troops so it makes no diff to me if we are jumping people or getting jumped. XP will be had and time will be saved.

Very god point, sorry I forgot.  Yes, everyone has a permanent casus belli against them.

[Mr.K.]

Anyone who thinks they can hold these villages even if you manage to win the first battle against us, after we've exhausted our resources against the Squids are quite mistaken. We welcome the challenge and will fight to best of our abilities even though you attacking that late is a tad problematic for us.

Anyone that sets up camp in our villages will be in war against us, no matter if it's an independent or a UIF armed Kesh army. You have been warned.