The Terrortops has Risen and wishes to swallow The Kalmar Union

[Keshian]

Damn, I have never seen a more retarded justification to declare war (In this case, not even war declared, just an unhonourable attack)
Once again Bros have not exactly taken a bath in the soup of honour. Losing respect for you by the minute!

Its funny too because chris the bro and I go way back.  He was actually in the fcc for a while last strat.  Would at least expect some notice.  Oh well, more xp for the xp gods.  We can fight 2 40 man eu factions at same time - we are fucking 'mericans and thats how we roll.  Maybe Ganner can get one of his fiefs back.

[BaleOhay]

meh another EU clan wanting a piece of us. bring it sir

[Kalitorian]

We have a defensive alliance with the Kalmarunion so we`re just doing what any ally would do.

I know I`m not the most creative person and I can`t come up with such funny stuff as KaMiKaZe_JoE. Sorry for that. Also your troops showed up today and you posted your thread today so we had to react fast and we didn`t want to let you guys know what we were doing beforehand.

Why are you guys even complaining? Kalmars are at war with Squids and now you guys join Squids side to crush Kalmars. We`re just evening the odds.

[Keshian]

Huh.  I didn't think we complained so much as wondered about lack of notice.  None of our faction members complained that we have to fight more (we actually really like fighting) ;)

[Switchtense]

We have a defensive alliance with the Kalmarunion so we`re just doing what any ally would do.

I know I`m not the most creative person and I can`t come up with such funny stuff as KaMiKaZe_JoE. Sorry for that. Also your troops showed up today and you posted your thread today so we had to react fast and we didn`t want to let you guys know what we were doing beforehand.

Why are you guys even complaining? Kalmars are at war with Squids and now you guys join Squids side to crush Kalmars. We`re just evening the odds.

It is about playing a game.

I understand you are used to EU strat, all the tryhard bullshit. Serious business over fun.
But you can at least try. See the fun in things, give it a shot to bring some fun into this as well.
Don't focus solely on efficiency.

That is what NA strat primarily is about, at least to me. Fun.

Nobody gives a shit if you can kill a 2k shiny army with your 100 peasant army. Unless you write some funny shit beforehand.

[Westgate]

Sorry. I had already written my post but hadn`t pressed "Post"

Guys, guys... I found the start of his post!

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[phnxhdsn]

Turns out Algarn wasn't joking about this big EU NA alliance, but it was obvious

unless proven otherwise the gear in this battle has come from Shulus. I see no other explanation ;)

[Switchtense]

You could have perfectly justified the war by claiming you wanna rid the world of savage barbarians, because they raped your dogs, burnt your wives and kidnapped your houses.

You could also have justified the war by saying that Joe attacked a Bro in hope he had his +3 Courser. So now you think he has kidnapped your +3 Destrier or some shit like that,

The possibilities are endless!

All you gotta do is think for 5 minutes and I am sure something better than "Defensive alliance" and "evening the odds" will come to your mind.

[Switchtense]

Turns out Algarn wasn't joking about this big EU NA alliance, but it was obvious

unless proven otherwise the gear in this battle has come from Shulus. I see no other explanation ;)

But the gear in Shulus obviously comes from Kesh. Because their armies totally entered Ichamur unarmed and came back out shiny! Our informants have seen it!

[Kalitorian]

Our gear is from our EU fiefs. You`ll see it tomorrow.

I`ll just try to come up with some half-arsed funny stuff and post a new thread so we can move the shit-talking conversation to the proper place.

[Keshian]

But the gear in Shulus obviously comes from Kesh. Because their armies totally entered Ichamur unarmed and came back out shiny! Our informants have seen it!

Shhhh!  Don't tell them, otherwise they will discover who our super-secret and super-reliable spies are.


Also, you better pray your bro guy who was hiding in the kalmar union faction doesn't have Joe's +3 courser...  If he finds out you have been hiding +3 courser from him this whole time, he won't just rape your horses, he'll rape your men, your houses, and your castles!

[Westgate]

Our informants have seen it!

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[Switchtense]

Our gear is from our EU fiefs. You`ll see it tomorrow.

So you have been sitting on stockpiles of gear for so long without doing anything? Kudos. I personally would have died of boredom.

Shhhh!  Don't tell them, otherwise they will discover who our super-secret and super-reliable spies are.

Good thing some crazy conspiracies will cover my post up soon enough anyway!

[Kalitorian]

Shifty entered Shulus heavily armed and he left it heavily armed. Check the loomlist of New Shulus and see what gear we have tomorrow.

[phnxhdsn]

Sources have been revealed, here was the first confirmation of Kesh giving gear: visitors can't see pics , please register or login