Dear BLACK Company

[UnholyRolyPoly]

Unholy Rolypoly is the nastiest person I ever met.  He will eat babies and torture kittens.  The only reason we are allied with him and his cohorts are because we are so, so, so terrified of him.  Please, someone, rescue us from his madness.

To e fair I torture babies and eat kittens. 

[Sharpe]

One time in a strat battle, unholy was commanding and he called the entire team slackjawed fucking halfwits.. He then proceeded to berate some random acre dude about how his clan is terrible and that 10 of them can't even take a fucking castle wall.

[Noodlenrice]

Call him napoleon

[Voncrow]

I heard Unholy Rolypoly unnaturally rolls over.

[Vengt037]

Dear Squids,

[Balikar]

Unholy Rolypoly is the nastiest person I ever met.  He will eat babies and torture kittens.  The only reason we are allied with him and his cohorts are because we are so, so, so terrified of him.  Please, someone, rescue us from his madness.

Wait a moment.  How is that any different than you clubbing baby seals whenever you get the chance?  You CLAIM that people send you to EU, but in all reality, it's a planned excursion to the tundra. 

Now that being said, i once saw Unholy pluck every feather off a baby chick and then light it on fire.  I believe he was cackling, and saying something about 'Fried chicken' the entire time. 

[UnholyRolyPoly]

I heard Unholy Rolypoly unnaturally rolls over.

No...  I pretty naturally roll over when faced with underwhelming odds.

[HardRice]

There's no Acre/James option in this poll

[Noodlenrice]

There's no Acre/James option in this poll

I say we ban Wesley for forgetting him/them

[Garem]

Unholy at the lesbian bar:

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I don't even know what this means.

[Bryggan]

Wait a moment.  How is that any different than you clubbing baby seals whenever you get the chance?  You CLAIM that people send you to EU, but in all reality, it's a planned excursion to the tundra.

Hey, clubbing seals is part of my great Canadian heritage!  I do it to stay in touch with my roots.  But I don't eat the meat or wear the fur, cuz Pamela Anderson told me not to.  I also like the pathetic squeak they make when you hit them.