Tasa Clan seeks mercenaries!

[Taser]

Tasa Clan once again calls upon men, women and tasers to fight valiantly for the tasa cause.

There lies a great porn stash that has been handed down from taser to taser for generations. It is my family heirloom and it must be retaken. It lies in my rightful fief of Serindiar. The people and tasers that reside there must be liberated.

There will be rewards for top k/d, highest scores and highest kills. 50k each. If you do something awesome, you may get 25k as well.

Fight for Tasa Clan! Fight for freedom! And most importantly, Free the PORN!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2151

Taze them all.

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[Thryn]

I SUPPORT YOU

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[Taser]

I SUPPORT YOU

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[Thryn]

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[Taser]

I want to thank everyone that turned out for the battle. It was fun and was an interesting learning experience for a first time commander (read: I derped hard). The victory was thanks to everyone that turned out and I appreciate all my mercs for showing up and putting their best weapon through the closest enemy's chest.

I know my enemies were not expecting the battle when I attacked but it was well fought and they did very well in the beginning and nearly won at one point. Congrats for your commanding abilities and putting up a good fight. If we meet again in the field, it'd be an honor.

As for the rewards I have some people to reward and give out some gold to. If I have your name below, put up stones for whatever I'm giving you and send me a pm or message to let me know you have the trade up. I don't think anyone really wants strat silver but if you do, make that clear that you want the silver. If not state that you have a trade up for the gold and I'll send it.

Best K/D: Frumpty with 20/2 (damn frumpty) 50k gold or 10k silver + massive save at flags (additional 25k for being awesome) [sent]
Best overall killing spree: Habb with 37 kills 50k gold or 10k silver [sent]

Runner ups
Creedy with 20/10 25k for 2:1 ratio
A_Sergal_on_SL with 24:12 for 2:1 ratio 25k and assisting with saving the flags 25k (50k) [sent]

[Taser]

Tasa Clan once again calls upon men, women and tasers to fight valiantly for the tasa cause.

There lies a great porn stash that has been handed down from taser to taser for generations. It is my family heirloom and it must be retaken. It lies in my rightful fief of Serindiar. The people and tasers that reside there must be liberated.

There will be rewards for top k/d, highest scores and highest kills. 50k each. If you do something awesome, you may get 25k as well.

Fight for Tasa Clan! Fight for freedom! And most importantly, Free the PORN!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2151

[Taser]

The battle for New Serindiar did not fare well as the village was populated by sex crazed maniacs. The porn stash drove them mad as I tried to reclaim it. I thank everyone that turned out for the battle on both sides. My people especially I want to thank since they fought very well for an obvious equipment unbalance as well as merc unbalance. Outnumbered and outgeared we still almost went 1:1 on troops killed. Very well done and I applaud you all.

So onto rewards! Put up stones for marketplace and pm me, send a message on steam or on crpg page to let me know the trade is up.

For highest kills overall, Jack1 was heads over the competition (literally) with 81 kills with the runner up of 64 kills from SkinsLoop_USSR.

Jack1: 50k crpg gold
SkinsLoop: 25k crpg gold [sent]

Top K/D goes to SkinsLoop_USSR with a 1.82 K/D. Barely winning vs Jack1 with a 1.8 K/D.

SkinsLoop: 50k crpg gold [sent]
Jack1: 25k crpg gold

Awesome stuff:

Athol took out 200 or so c mats from their stash before they noticed. Now apparently they may have taken it back but regardless of how much was taken back or put back, this was funny in itself. Especially since aldo said it took them 7 minutes to reclaim it all. If they did or not, that's still funny shit.

Athol: 25k (you asked for 10k so if you're ok with that then alright but you deserve the full 25k)

Artyem killed 5 people from horseback with 350 ping. A daring and mighty feat indeed.

Artyem: 1750 gold

If anyone thinks I missed someone that did something awesome, funny or otherwise deserving of a reward, please let me know. I may have missed something or someone that deserves recognition.

Overall was a fun battle and aldo...

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[Artyem]

I killed 5 people from horseback with 350 ping, do I get a reward for that?

[Taser]

I killed 5 people from horseback with 350 ping, do I get a reward for that?

Noice.

Not extremely awesome but it does deserve recognition.

You can put up stones for 1750 gold if you want.

[Switchtense]

Next time attack on a friday or saturday =D

[Taser]

Next time attack on a friday or saturday =D

I will take this into consideration.

Also that twitch channel in your sig. lmao

[Thryn]

i have been watching the fish for 10 min now


ATTACK THE RATTATA FISH!

[Taser]

Not a request for mercs at this time but just a note for the recent battle vs kirbies.

As usual an excellent show by jack_1 who was heads and shoulders (literally.. he stood on the heads of his enemies) above the rest with 98 kills with the runner up Batman_DunaNunaNunaNuna with 60.

Kesh led this fight and overall we did very well. My gear was terrible. It was mostly -2 to +0 stuff. It really was junk. Still effective but not comparable to any mw items. Regardless, the people who showed up for my side did admirably and performed well to avenge the injustice kirbies did to my honor when he called me a buttwipe (note: This may or may not have actually occurred).

It was a battle 1425 to 1031. We had 291 survivors. With my side being outclassed on gear and my fuck up on setting cav to people on my side (resulting in my side being outclassed by cav in the first half of the battle), I honestly think we did very well considering the handicaps we had.

We also had more mercs than MB did which was surprising considering I was trailing by over 20 mercs a few hours before the battle. A lot of recruiting by myself, kesh and people who asked clan mates and friends (thank you all) closed the gap considerably. Unfortunately for MB, their advantage with mercs was not available in the actual battle as more of my mercs showed up than for them which definitely helped us win despite their defensive advantage on top of gear/cav.

Overall I have to thank aldo for his sportsmanship. This battle was set up to stimulate an actual fight since there were some complications when I attacked a trader of theirs. He held up his end and I held up mine. It was a fun fight and I definitely have to thank aldo, kirbies and the rest of MB for being good sports and holding to our agreement when it was very easy not to.

I hope for another good fight, perhaps this time at serindiar. Looking forward to it.

Til next time.

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Tl;dr

Battle was fun and everyone that showed up did a great job.

[Thryn]

aldo steamed me last night and was like "yo we need ppl for strat" and i said i was "working"

well, turns out i was actually playing arma 2 for 3 hours with a group of dudes, and we were doing a mission

some tard tabs out and back in, shooting off a burst, alerting the enemy to our position in the trees; shit hits the fan, and we get behind a bradley and start moving up to a fortified position when a rocket comes out of fucking nowhere and kills most of my squad and i was like DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM

so like now everyone in 1-1 is practically dead or dying D:

we ended up finishing the mission with 86% casualties :O

[BaleOhay]

clearly all Aldos fault? You should merc for us instead due to this loss of life