ASA REVEALED

[CALAMARI]

The puppet masters of the ASA have finally revealed themselves. LCO has plotted the destruction of The Noble Republic of Squids since the beginning of strat; heading a multi faction hydra known as the Anti Squid Alliance.

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Known ASA Factions include: LCO, Black Company, Kalmar Union, Astralis, ACRE, and the Principality of Reyvadin.
Possible additional members: Black Company and Frisia

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The Noble Republic of Squids seek allies in the days to come.

 

[WITCHCRAFT]

Thought the title was ASS REVEALED. Boy is my face red! 

[Balikar]

Thought the title was ASS REVEALED. Boy is my face red! 

And... you clicked on it. 

[HardRice]

Known ASA Factions include: LCO, Kalmar Union, Astralis, ACRE, and the Principality of Reyvadin.

Lol.

You realize you've attacked all of these factions but LCO, right?

This is more of a "enemy of my enemy" situation than some masterminded plot against you.

[Noodlenrice]

Squids = Germany cuz tech, preparation, Isolation

Acre = Soviet Russia cuz of stupid strength Russian lumberers.

LCO = France or Britain depending on le situation

Astralis = what ever LCO isn't.

America = Kalmarunionen cuz Europoor money.

Reyvadin = Poland cause this whole conflict kind of started back between marauders and Desire

? = japan ( need to be distant but vicious)

? = Italy (Incompetent but men)

Resolution = Extreme amounts of Xp

[Balikar]

Lol.

You realize you've attacked all of these factions but LCO, right?

This is more of a "enemy of my enemy" situation than some masterminded plot against you.

That's logic.  Logic escapes them.

[Holiday203]

So, It begins.

[Dionysus]

That's logic.  Logic escapes them.

I have had it with your incessant shit-posting on this bile-covered subforum. This community has condemned the Art of War or Teutonic or Squids for the sins of our fathers in Strategus 4, and no one has trusted us since. Strategus is a competitive strategy game. You people would be the most boring fucks to play Risk with. We have had a casus belli for every one of our wars, but to the rest of you, we are war-mongering liars who should not be trusted as far as we can be thrown (and apparently we're all fat, so I'll save the strenuous task of understanding that and tell you it's not that far.)

It was only a matter of time before this started, and with less than six months left in Strategus, only a matter of time before it's finished.

I say let them come.

[Chosen1]

We have had a casus belli for every one of our wars

nah nigga, you fucked our only village with a battle at a terrible battle time and then sold it to the people we were fighting.

I respect the squids for giving NA strat so many battles, but you guys kinda have a gay way of doing it.

[Nightingale]

I refuse to take part in any form of a gank and this is starting to appear like one, I wish both sides luck and you can count me among whichever side you please but I won't be taking part.

Squids = Germany cuz tech, preparation, Isolation

Acre = Soviet Russia cuz of stupid strength Russian lumberers.

LCO = France or Britain depending on le situation

Astralis = what ever LCO isn't.

America = Kalmarunionen cuz Europoor money.

Reyvadin = Poland cause this whole conflict kind of started back between marauders and Desire

*idk because you dont have any allies* = japan ( need to be distant but vicious)

Free peasants of Fisnar = Italy (Incompetent but men)

Resolution = Extreme amounts of Xp

[Chosen1]

Squids = Germany cuz tech, preparation, Isolation

Acre = Soviet Russia cuz of stupid strength Russian lumberers.

LCO = France or Britain depending on le situation

Astralis = what ever LCO isn't.

America = Kalmarunionen cuz Europoor money.

Reyvadin = Poland cause this whole conflict kind of started back between marauders and Desire

*idk because you dont have any allies* = japan ( need to be distant but vicious)

Free peasants of Fisnar = Italy (Incompetent but men)

Resolution = Extreme amounts of Xp

I think LCO = Britain

Astralis = France

Frisia = Poland (rip)

Reyvadin = China

Marauders = Japan

GFORCE = Finland

MB = Spain

Legitimate Businessmen = Sweden

and Displaced Knights = Norway.

[Dionysus]

nah nigga, you fucked our only village with a battle at a terrible battle time and then sold it to the people we were fighting.

I respect the squids for giving NA strat so many battles, but you guys kinda have a gay way of doing it.

You were fighting our friends in the north, Black Company. We knew it would be easier to work than them with you, so we cut you out of the picture and you've been sore about it ever since. It's a shame they haven't been playing, but all the rhetoric I've heard from you, Sandy, and Daruvian is that you guys weren't trying and that this Strategus sucks (which I cannot comment on, because I have never conducted diplomacy on this trade simulator before.)

[Bryggan]

and Displaced Knights = Norway.

Thanks for including us, but as we have no lands I'd say we were more like the Cossacks.  Not the biggest military force, but used for raids behind enemy lines and general harrasement.  The Cossacks also had a hard time choosing between Russia and the Germans because they weren't sure who they hated more, while we of course, like them both.  But Acre helped us out right from the beginning, so we'll stay loyal.

[Noodlenrice]

Lol we forgot 13k knights in OP. awkward

[HardRice]

Just to let you know Dion, this strat sucks a lot more than the last iterations due to a number of reasons.