NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)

[Lord_Ulrich]

I would be a daft cunt if I failed to vote for Lord_Ulrich.  So clearly, Lord_Ulrich is my choice.  I am sure there are two others who are worthy, but they mean less than nothing to me.
Sincerely and most grandiosely yours,
Lord_Ulrich                                                                                                                             

[Switchtense]

I would be a daft cunt if I failed to vote for Lord_Ulrich.  So clearly, Lord_Ulrich is my choice.  I am sure there are two others who are worthy, but they mean less than nothing to me.
Sincerely and most grandiosely yours,
Lord_Ulrich                                                                                                                             

You may pull your thumb out of your ass now.

[Sharpe]

Piss of Ulrich, no one likes you, except maybe yourself and the other 2 alternate versions of your ego.

And to represent the almighty American community you have to pick Smoothrich, Kaoklai, and Kirby.

[Lord_Ulrich]

Your foolish and dishonourable lies mean less than nothing to me, you ignorant disgusting sow.  Everybody with a brain knows that
I care not about such things.
Fuck off and die. 
Lord_Ulrich

[Switchtense]

Piss of Ulrich, no one likes you, except maybe yourself and the other 2 alternate versions of your ego.

I would not go that far to be honest. I assume his mother likes him as well. Even though probably only because of social obligation.

[Dexxtaa]

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[UnholyRolyPoly]

Well this game has a pretty interesting culture and community, there is truly no doubt about that. So I'm posing a question or two to you guys that both regard NA cRPG culture/community:

If you had to pick only three cRPG players to represent the entire NA cRPG community who would you choose and why? Lets just imagine that there's a terrible apocalyptic event that Yahweh launches on us because he got fucking sick and tired of us listlessly playing video games and just generally being shitty people. Like I don't know, he floods the earth in massive tidal waves of shit, and it drowns everyone EXCEPT for three cRPG players you get to choose to put in an underground bunker to re-emerge 5 years later and rebuild cRPG society IRL.

or if you're not digging that because you're an unimaginative cunt, i challenge you to find and post the single best screenshot to concisely sum up all of cRPG's culture

maybe the best poster will win a loom point or something, or maybe not because that kind of ruins the point of celebrating our culture and just makes this a pathetic loom grubbing contest. i don't know.

Considering the apocalyptic circumstances.....  I would have to say myself.... and two random women lol (if there are 2 women playing this mod.) 

The human race is at stake and you want me to sit in a bunker with two fat, hairy, CRPG playing dudes?  WTF?  I'm not struggling for butt hole dominance.  I'll take my chances with the girls. 

[LordLargos]

If you wanted the cRPG community to survive.
-San: He;s pragmatic and seems to be of reasonably high intellect.
-Jona: He's intelligent and good at planning.
-SpookIsland: The man embodies cRPG culture and posses a higher skill with words presenting persuasive opportunities. 
If you want the cRPG community to go down in flames and perish with the rest of the world.
-Kaoklai: The furthest thing from level headed; he's also lacking in optimism and would sweep any man aside to ensure his best interests. 
-Kirby: He posses no positive traits and would surely drive the remaining survivors further into insanity thus resulting in a swift death by Kaoklai's hands.
-Plumbo/Vebb: Both of these shitlords are equally matched in their ability to whine, consume ungodly amounts of supplies, and create quarrel between their fellow companions.
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Plumbo you're the only one who I'd feel the slightest amount of happiness for your survival in this crew

[WITCHCRAFT]

The human race is at stake and you want me to sit in a bunker with two fat, hairy, CRPG playing dudes?  WTF?  I'm not struggling for butt hole dominance.  I'll take my chances with the girls.

Agree, it would be much better to be trapped in a bunker with two fat, hairy CRPG playing chicks.

[Jona]

Agree, it would be much better to be trapped in a bunker with two fat, hairy CRPG playing chicks.

Haha, after reading his quote I was gonna pretty much say the same thing. There is probably no difference in terms of attractiveness between any girls that may be around and the hoards of greasy, hairy, stinky guys.

[Dionysus]

The human race is at stake and you want me to sit in a bunker with two fat, hairy, CRPG playing dudes?  WTF?  I'm not struggling for butt hole dominance.  I'll take my chances with the girls.

Rumor has it that in his bunker, Addy Hitla didn't swallow cyanide, but instead some Viagra for crazy "end-of-the-war" sexy times with Eva Braun. Unfortunately for him, the erection lasted for more than four hours and the Red Army was closing in, so you know the rest.

[Sharpe]

Your foolish and dishonourable lies mean less than nothing to me, you ignorant disgusting sow.  Everybody with a brain knows that
I care not about such things.
Fuck off and die. 
Lord_Ulrich

You empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries

[LordLargos]

You empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries

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Ouch, Sharpe s pulling out all the stops on this one.

[HardRice]

Haha, after reading his quote I was gonna pretty much say the same thing. There is probably no difference in terms of attractiveness between any girls that may be around and the hoards of greasy, hairy, stinky guys.

You know, it always shocks me when I see what people who play crpg look like irl.

I'm always expecting amazingly obese people with horrid hygiene but everyone here just looks... Normal

[PsychoTwins]

Bob - Represents a fun social butterfly. Draws in fans. Has fun. Compare to the XD of folks like JesusChrist, Mango, Testi, Pakus. I hate fun, personally.

I hope you don't mean me, because that would be very rude to shit talk me in game and then compliment me on forums ;]