Squids are underhanded degenerate scum

[HardRice]

Slightly confused as to how we are underhanded, are last siege was with us being outnumbered by EU backed by an anti Squid alliance or ASA for short. This is followed by us being hit in times where we have jobs to do. Unfortunately Crpg can not be our most important activity in the day for our lives meaning we are not all able to drop what we are doing to attempt to protect our borders from the EU ASA squad. On a side note anyone who is able to play tomorrow early morning is welcome to sign up and help us defend our borders.

It was a joke.

And lol I like to spread blatant propaganda about how I work and I'm a good American citizen fuck those goddamn EU terrorists too man

lmao what? you had been asked tons of times your in game name to scared to tell people that you insulted your name. and then you have a shitty time for a battle. I run by your shitty fief constantly without fear of getting attacked because i would slaughter your army XD. High ground that's funny.

oh man so pro so pro

strat is all about equality and fairness, dude, we have to give the Chinese, Aussie, and European communities equal right to play in NA battles, right?

You wouldn't want to be a racist.

[Bryggan]

You are 'underhanded degenerate scum' because the role you play in our game is that of the enemy.  You see, we are the wonderful heroes of the story who stand for all that is good (except for the 13 Knights, who are pagan and worship Tydeus the Nerfer), while you are the evil villains trying to bring freedom and democracy to Strat, which is anachronistic.  And you must have read enough posts to know what people think about historical accuracy here.

And most of us have jobs or school or panhandling during the day.  But caravans and field armies don't stand still.  When I attacked Al Yazid, I wanted Dirk to intercept the lightly armed large reinforcing army.  But unfortunately Dirk is a gentleman and explained that would cause an early morning war, so he just reinforced me.  And I got my ass kicked.  Perhaps I would have lost anyway, but I'm sure Dirk would have won had he attacked.

So tell the Devs to skip nighttime settings and just have battles in 'primetime'.

And maybe a little less EU bashing would have helped your rosters.  Maybe.

[Bryggan]

Oh, and don't tell James we worship the Nerfer.  He thinks we're good chadzians.

[Balikar]

Slightly confused as to how we are underhanded, are last siege was with us being outnumbered by EU backed by an anti Squid alliance or ASA for short. This is followed by us being hit in times where we have jobs to do. Unfortunately Crpg can not be our most important activity in the day for our lives meaning we are not all able to drop what we are doing to attempt to protect our borders from the EU ASA squad. On a side note anyone who is able to play tomorrow early morning is welcome to sign up and help us defend our borders.

I'm extremely confused.  There are no attacks slated for tomorrow that take place within Squid borders.

Also, I don't actually believe squids are underhanded degenerate scum.  It was more of a rebuttal to something a squid said in another post where he described his enemies in such a fashion. 

[Lt_Anders]

Unless if you're posting about how ACRE and Kalmar Union are underhanded degenerate scum or how great the Squids are; Please go make your own thread. Thread closed until "Nebun and Kesh war" or "Soccer my old friends" threads are created. 

By squidnaught.

Also I just found out I caused 2 brothers to get angry at each other (i think? I'm still not sure really) over strat.

[Bryggan]

Also, I don't actually believe squids are underhanded degenerate scum.  It was more of a rebuttal to something a squid said in another post where he described his enemies in such a fashion. 

Hey, this is diplomacy, quit being decent.  Try not to think of the individual Squid players, who are all pretty cool, but think of the faction itself as a big cephalod spreading it's tentacles of evil everywhere.

And why aren't we getting bashed right back?  Come on Squids, use a little imagination.

[Noodlenrice]

I call head tentacle.

[Holiday203]

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[MURDERTRON]

Balikar aka Moonshine unfriend his brother, ALLDAY, from Facebook over Strategus.

This is are lives.

[PsychoTwins]

I haven't kept up with strat for awhile so imma just guess on most this.

People want to get battles, no one wants to fight friends, and us(squids) have been assholes to people so now everyone has someone to fight.

[Legs]

I haven't kept up with strat for awhile so imma just guess on most this.

People want to get battles, no one wants to fight friends, and us(squids) have been assholes to people so now everyone has someone to fight.

Yeah, pretty much.

And now... it's time to get dangerous.

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[Keshian]

Yeah, pretty much.

And now... it's time to get dangerous.

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+1  :) :) Cool video - makes me want to watch blues brothers again.

[Khako]

At least the squids are providing battles on the daily Who really gives a shit about this strat right now? It's boring as hell.

[Bryggan]

Ok, I'm moving my little rant from the Brittanic thread to this one.  The drunken one about Acre being at war before the Squids attacked.

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On a side note, the Squids did not start the wars.  G-Force did.  They attacked a caravan in Acre lands, then the 13 Knights took New Anus, plus a caravan.  Then MurderBeard caught me in KBW lands when i thought I was safe (back then I believed in sovereignty of one's lands) and kicked my sorry ass to Europe.

Nothing was said to Acre til the last moment, but when I informed James, he caught the fever.   'Screw this' he said, "I'm transferring my fief, and I'm gonna crusade in the desert!".  But at that time the Squids, seeing we were at war with a powerful enemy (at that time), decided to hop on in and declared war on us.

So, what could have been a nice war between two powerful factions ended up with Acre getting defensive, then g-Force falling apart, then the Squids getting offensive (literally and metaphorically).

And then the Squids attacked everyone they thought was pro-Acre.  And then they whined about too many enemies.  And then I said, 'hey, play single player and see what happens when you attack foreign caravans and/or armies.'  But they didn't care, and continued to yowl in the forums.

So Squids: Stop boasting. Without you wars were happening.  You attacked a faction already at war... like vultures seeking to get fat off the land.

But of course I do not blame all Squids. Just the ones (ok, just the one) who downvoted my posts, and the ones who bitch and whine in the forums. The rest are girded for war, who I assume grimace when they read their compatriots posts, who don't give a damn about anything except when they see the blood of their enemy's on their swords.

Them thar, I respect.

Acre and G-Force only had 4 battles, but both sides were also busy fighting the insidious AI.  In fact I believe that Murderbeards's army was actually a New Durqba liberating army, and no doubt his battle with me delayed that for a bit.

But G-Force and Acre are quite far from each other, and before too much could happen there was the whole marauder thing going on, and Acre decided to stay in the north.  And I guess G-Force figured defeating me

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was enough to avenge for New Ayn Assuadi

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and Al Yazid's caravan.

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Poor Al Yazid had to leave G-Force to get his own revenge later as a Squid

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And then G-Force slowly faded away.

[Wesleysnipes]

Lol you call that a war? When I heard about acre going to war with GFORCE I knew Acre as never gonna send down troops. Not with James in charge. He just turtles and considers his faction a crusader faction lol.