Do you honestly think the first spoiler will get you anything?
You have just found a mysterious key! Nobody knows what lays behind the barred doors until you open them. Maybe it is the biggest treasure you have ever seen, maybe it is a pile of dust. SECRET KEY: I WANNA BE RICH! Winner: -Do you like cookies? Yes? Great! Me too
Here, have 5000 cRPG gold!
Key: Thank you oh generous Switch for this incredible gift! Winner: -Did anyone mention bacon? Because with these 15000 cRPG gold you can buy lots of it!
Key: I am gay. Winner: -I am running out of ideas what to say
Key: I am bored Winner: -I am [a]ttacking!
Switchsense is gay
Nope.
Oh there is something? Wait, just more spoilers
Wohoo! You have just found 10000 cRPG gold!
Key: I have won!! Winner: -Nice try.
[H]ello
You are seriously not bored yet? Wow, I actually am bored as hell creating this crap here. Take 5000 cRPG gold
Key: Papercut Winner: -I am getting confused by all those spoilers.
Aren't you getting confuzzled?
This is pretty much a dead end. Press Alt+F4 to continue.
Congrats! Here is 5000 cRPG gold for you!
Key: I needz money! Winner: -Ui fancy! Orange text! That means it is a MYSTERIOUS KEY! Get a terrific price, or maybe nothing. SECRET KEY: Don't mind me. I am just cleaning. Winner: -Congratulations! You have just won 5000 cRPG gold!
Key: Give me zhe moneyz! Winner: -Hooray! You just got yourself 5000 cRPG gold!
Key: I want moar! Winner: -You have encountered a minotaur. Go to prison. Do not pass "Start". Do not collect 5000$.
You might want to grab a beer and some food. This can take some time.
Woooow! Yet another mysterious key! Do you dare to redeem it? SECRET KEY: gib loomz! Winner: -You might wonder what the hell you are doing with your life. Unfortunately I cannot answer this for you, but as compensation you can have 5000 cRPG gold!
Key: I shaved for this shit? Winner: -Watch out! A sith! You may either put up some futile resistance or join the Dark Side and continue.
Gotta hurry, I'm getting hungry. 5000 cRPG gold if you bring me a sandwich!
Key: Have a sandwich Winner: -Took a while to get here huh?
Key: y u do dis? Winner: -Wise bunny say 'Meet girls in park' - good. 'Park meat in girls' - better. Take this small gift of 5000 cRPG gold
Key: wise bunny very wise Winner: -Ohhhhh! A mysterious key! What might be hidden within its treasure? SECRET KEY: I WANNA KNOW WHAT IS HIDDEN HERE! Winner: -Keep searching, you will eventually find something
Woop! Woop! You have won 10000 cRPG gold!
Key: I am poor Winner: -Secret doorway. To open press Windowskey+L.
Let's get this over with. 5000 cRPG gold for you
Key: Less than expected, but meh. Winner: -Hey, I just met yo You have won 10000 cRPG gold
Key: I like turtles. Winner: -It is time for a mysterious key! Don't you think? SECRET KEY: I am just here for the drama. Winner: -You have yet reached another milestone in the history of opening spoilers! Enjoy those 5000 cRPG gold coins!
Key: You look like a duck Winner: -Yay! You have just found a message that looks like a key, but actually isn't. So you better keep opening those spoilers
Luke! I am your father! That makes me legally obligated to pay alimony. So here, take those 10000 cRPG gold.
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Winner: -How many prices are out there already? Ehh don't care, take these 5000 gold coins!
Key: I'm bad at maths. Winner: -I am getting a bit confused. Take my gold, 5000 to be precise.
Key: Let's make a deal you can't refuse. Winner: -You want loomz? You can have them! SECRET KEY: I want loomz! Winner: -5000 gold Blah?
Key: Blah Winner: -Bit bored yet? 5000 gold compensation for you!
Key: This is pretty lame Winner: -Take these 5000 cRPG gold and stop wasting your time.
Key: Okay okay! Winner: -Are you happy about these 5000 gold?
Key: Yay! Winner: -Sorry, nothing here. Move along.
mmmm bacon
Moar mysterious keys! SECRET KEY: I like licking batteriesSECRET KEY! SECRET KEY! SECRET KEY! What will you get? SECRET KEY: Moo! Winner: -Press Alt+F4 to recieve these 5000 gold.
Key: Alt+F4 Winner: -What was first, chicken or egg? 5000 for the answer!
Key: The egg. Winner: -You have encountered a minotaur. Go to prison. Do not pass "Start". Do not collect 5000$.
You wanna help me finish this? Takes ages
Watch out! A sith! You may either put up some futile resistance or join the Dark Side and continue.
Yay! You have just found a message that looks like a key, but actually isn't. So you better keep opening those spoilers
mmmm bacon
Eurgh. Nothing again.
