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Offline Admiral Ballsack

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My life right now.
« on: June 09, 2014, 08:43:13 pm »
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Hello friends and other people, as you may know I have been addicted to C-RPG for some time now. I have not played it in over 15 hours, I think I'm going through withdrawals. I'm sitting at my desktop staring at my background with nothing to do, my hand muscles are spasming and I've got a bad headache. So what should I do? Find another game? Get a life? HAHAHAH yeah right, I'm a dedicated C-RPG player. We are all dedicated C-RPG players without us this mod is nothing and without this mod we are nothing. So what then? Well we should all just stare at our monitors and wait for the server list to load like the cum lords we are.

PS: Shout out to all the devs, item balancers, badmins, and regular players! Without you guys I would be as I am right now, bored staring at my computer screen while eating mozzarella sticks with a thumb up my ass.
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Re: My life right now.
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2014, 08:44:01 pm »
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Re: My life right now.
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2014, 09:05:29 pm »
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Re: My life right now.
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2014, 09:09:19 pm »
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Watch porn?

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Re: My life right now.
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2014, 09:11:05 pm »
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go on youtube and watch cRPG videos.  :)
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Re: My life right now.
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2014, 09:14:42 pm »
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Need cRPG Singleplayer.
For all the non-believers, look no further than this thread for proof that while strat battles are won/lost in NA3/EU3, strat wars are won and lost on the forums.
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Re: My life right now.
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2014, 09:20:05 pm »
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Re: My life right now.
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2014, 09:59:33 pm »
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it's been so long, just a little bit is all I need to feel good. A minute or two, just a minute or two and everything will be okay. Come on taleworlds, come on let me get some.

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I can quit at anytime, but I still feel like Tom Cruise crying for some SAKE.

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Re: My life right now.
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2014, 10:26:16 pm »
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hoe to pley c are pg13?1!?!!1!11!?

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Re: My life right now.
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2014, 10:32:57 pm »
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At least you have mozzarella...

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Re: My life right now.
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2014, 10:58:19 pm »
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At least you have mozzarella...
The one thing that makes this situation okay.
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Re: My life right now.
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2014, 01:23:35 am »
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I've been masturbating to tranny porn to practice my mouse movements when I get back.
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Re: My life right now.
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2014, 05:08:10 am »
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I've been masturbating to tranny porn to practice my mouse movements when I get back.
I've already masturbated six times in the last two days, my dick is sore.
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Re: My life right now.
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2014, 06:13:14 am »
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I've already masturbated six times in the last two days, my dick is sore.

How's your ballsack, admirable?

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Re: My life right now.
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2014, 07:21:24 am »
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How's your ballsack, admirable?
Sweaty and sticky
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