Text based battle while the servers are down.

[Sir_Hans]

My character is standing motionless near the viscount while I fap on the toilet AFK. 

[no_rules_just_play]

At the start of a new round I steer my +3 courser over my spawning teammates while pressing 'qqw' and 'qics'

[Panos_]

Field by the river, I spawn, and my team rushes the ruins while I, rush the upper bridge all alone!

Suddenly I`m surrounded by Chase, Muffin, Tommyy, Atze, Alexjei and I see Thomek and Khorin coming from my rear trying to surround me, and then I GTX.

[Molly]

Spawn in and QQV as the very first thing and then start running. While I pass PEPE I wonder what he's doing with the crossbow aiming down on the ground... While I still wonder about PEPE, GK_Musashi couches me from behind in minute 6:23 of the round.

[BlueKnight]

Dunno what exactly PEPE is doing with that crossbow, but it's a good moment to nudge him. At least he won't ctrl+M me like BlackBow.

[Kafein]

I quickly go back to the server screen to look for text based siege.

[Macbeth3]

*Joins the server, Equips his Sword, shield and good armor*
*Spawns*
*Meow* =3
*Charges into enemy crowd*
*Notices tons of ranged and starts dodging*

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^  Totally how It would go down! :3

[Strudog]

Spawn ----> Headshot ----> Quit ----> Uninstall

[pepejul]

PEPE plays FIFA2013 atm.... try to TK mates and throw shit on goalkeeper.... unsuccessfully.... shit Mount & Fifa

[Macropus]

Meanwhile I stand at the edge of the map, in peasant clothes and a long axe, trying to cut down some trees for roleplay's sake.

[Aprikose]

Meanwhile I stand at the edge of the map, in peasant clothes and a long axe, trying to cut down some trees for roleplay's sake.

How far did u get?

[NJ_Legion_Icedtea]

QFY QFY QFY QFY

I charge forward into battle

[Macropus]

How far did u get?

Far enough to get accused of leeching. 

[woody]

First round spawn slightly late, immediately couched by enemy cav spawnraping.
Round two, run in group of infantry, see enemy group, we all charge, all teammates stop without me realising, 6 vs 1 instant death.
Round three, run off on own no longer trusting team, dodge cavalry, enemy HA sees me, follows shooting me, die after 45 seconds of utterly pointless dodging while getting shot hoping he will get bored and fuck off.
Round four, run in group of infantry, get 1 shot from other side of map. QQ in chat prompting 12 people to write QQ and get a shield.
Round five, quit, go to EU2, its conquest, 4 people on server, quit. Swear never to play crpg again.
Round six, back to EU1, run in group, get behind archer that one shot me and smash an axe in his fucking head. I like crpg again.

[Utrakil]

I charge into battle with the main blob. suddenly there is no main blob anymore and I think fuck it I go cav hunting with my 1h sword.
After dehorsing the first cav I get so overexited that I try to confront face-on with a heavy lance.
FAIL AS ALLWAYS