Text based battle while the servers are down.

[NejStark]

I spawned, went for the spawnrape, got oneshoted by an awlpiking peasant.

[Daunt_Flockula]

Just a moment later, a stray plated charger ran over the agility whoring peasant from behind and knocked him unconscious.

[pepejul]

I fired myself a bolt in ma feet with my MW Arbalest....

I know it isn't possible in crpg but let me dreaminit !!!!

[Switchtense]

I limped towards the healing tent, when in the very moment of me reaching it fucking Steevee impaled my other foot with an arrow.

[NejStark]

I see Pepe trying and failing to shoot his own feet. Change char and respawn as HX on other team. Shoot him in the foot.

[Switchtense]

(Oh, misunderstood it and continued from PEPEs view, will make my own now)

After having killed Nej with my Awlpike, I make my way over to the little bridge cause I see another peasant running across it to Brocode with him.

[Lethwin Far Seeker]

Spawn in and advance forward with the group.  We encounter main force of enemy team in an alley.  I shout Elbereth Gilthoniel! as I charge in proper RP spirit.  I realize my team ran away and I am charging alone like an idiot.  As the 2h horde closes in on me and my doom is nigh.  I wonder if I can take enough out to get valour.

[spiritus]

go on main get one shotted by longbow rage quit go play xbow get one shotted frum cav bump rage go play longsword get oneshot by xbow rage go play main..... cycles like dat

[Sharpe]

Spawn in, pretend to be Oberyn and stab shit, going pretty well, run across a str whore in plate; get my head caved in by a Masterwork Longsword/Bec.

[Indus]

Spawn in after respeccing my STF into a wildling marauder.  I see Pepe off in a field trying to shoot himself in the foot and decide that's someone I'd like to protect.  I head in his direction.  In doing so I pass by Lethwin's alley and see him kill one of the horde inexplicably not wearing a helmet with a deft right swing.  As he moves on to the next target an unseen longmauler crushes him instantly.  Finally making it near Pepe's position I miss the freshly minted HA aiming for his feet and indirectly catch the bolt in my face killing me instantly.   


[really wanted to play that stf]   

[Ubereem]

Rolls in like a Murican badass and lays waste to EU scum.

[skayfa]

A dark room, I see Elvis, Axl Rose and Beyonce choking on meatballs.

[HungryNBroke]

*Attempts to log onto server
**Validating serial number
***Unable to connect to server

Twiddles thumbs

*Attempts to log onto server
**Validating serial number
***Unable to connect to server

Watches episode of A Bit of Fry and Laurie

*Attempts to log onto server
**Validating serial number
***Unable to connect to server

Dreams of food

*Attempts to log onto server
**Validating serial number
***Unable to connect to server

Gathers $2 in change from around the apartment
Drives to Taco Bell and back

*Attempts to log onto server
**Validating serial number
***Unable to connect to server

Smokes a joint and eats tacos

*Attempts to log onto server
**Validating serial number
***Unable to connect to server

Begins making this post

*Attempts to log onto server
**Validating serial number
***Unable to connect to server

Finishes post

*Attempts to log onto server
**Validating serial number
***Unable to connect to server

One last try

***SERVERS SHOW UP***

edit: they are down again...

[Ubereem]

Money for weed but no money for food I like it. And people wonder why most stoners are skinny and not fat from munchies.

[HungryNBroke]

Money for weed but no money for food I like it. And people wonder why most stoners are skinny and not fat from munchies.

Got it for free from a generous friend. :p