So, this is a good one.
There is an archer playing battle, and he's talking to Tydeus in TS. He tells him "I'll bet you 1 LP that when the next round starts I can start shooting and headshot their whole team before anyone dies in melee." Tydeus is no dummy, so he agrees to the bet.
The next round starts and the archer goes nuts. He's blasting arrows across the map, but they aren't hitting anything. He keeps shooting -- he's hitting his teammates, killing their horses. He keeps firing wildly, non-stop. He starts headshotting his own infantry, they are dying everywhere. Arrows are still spraying all over -- he's hitting everything EXCEPT the enemy team. Finally he headshots Tydeus himself. Round over.
Tydeus is laughing his ass off in TS, and so is the archer. Finally Tydeus speaks up, his glee apparent in his voice, "You idiot, why are you fucking laughing? You missed the enemy team completely and now you owe me a LP!"
The archer replies cheerfully "No prob, I'm good for it." He PMs a couple guys and then puts the trade up. "Pretty neat huh?"
Tydeus says, "Yeah, great for me, but you lost a LP you dork."
The archer replies, "Yeah well I just bet those two guys over there 2 LPs each that I could ignore enemy, headshot my entire team, headshot Tydeus, and he'd be happy about it!"
