Guess it was just a year ago. I went to a completely new barber, because my barber was closed for the day for some reason. The new guy I visited kept talking about how suntan would supposedly give me swaggy swag. It was annoying. I kept telling him that tanning beds were a bullshitty invention, and he kept repeating how good I would look with it. Needless to say, I never returned to that idiot's barber shop ever again. Guess he or a friend of his had a tanning salon or something that he wanted to advertise.