What?!.. It's been a fuckin' year already?.. What kind of black magic is this..
Have to stop smoking them joints:
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login But yeah, it sucks to be a virgin big time. Not much universal good in this world - food, sleep, drugs and fucking. The sleep in always there for the taking, but one can't really do more than 12-14 hours of it... Need to waste the rest some other way! So some of you go for eating, and it's very nice and all, but it can't compares to a good old sexual intercourse.
I take boring food, but lots of dick-action any time! What a sweet deal it would be! Get some needed nutrition and back to the pussy. Just laying in bed all day long and fucking, fucking and fucking. A quick nap, a quick snack - and back to touching each others private parts. What a life! Don't get me wrong, I do live this way as much as I can, but I would truly like to commit myself to that lifestyle a whole 100%.
Aaaa-aand it's a good way to be in shape! Fuck so you feel as if you were doing a crossfit training when you are done and walking to the bathroom for a shower. No other way! None of that sissy shit - get nasty, feel that horny animal you truly are and go for a heartstopping trip.
That poor bastard missed like 1/4 of life's most sacred pleasures, but that's the nature of the game - there's not enough good pussy for everyone
He could definitely get a fat girl, or one with some other deficiencies, but he wished for something he could not get, and he snapped.. After all, being a man does mean you get to fuck. No need to deny it.
But it would be mighty hard choice for me... Not to fuck or to fuck a fat chick. Hmm... Meah, wouldn't do it when I was his age, but now, I would fuck a 40+ fat lady rather than not fucking at all. But having a fat one as my first - no way! That's just wrong.
So if any of you young assholes haven't fucked yet - stop reading forums, playing video games, studying, drop all that other gay shit you are doing, and focus on getting laid! Don't you dare imagine pussy will magically land on your dick, because you are a nice guy and whatever - no, it will not.
Well, R.I.P. Supreme Gentleman, still can't believe it's been a year... Can't even say that now when he's gone there is more pussy to the rest of us, since he never got laid, he he. Let us hope that up in the heavens he got his first kiss and a quicky from an angel, so he would not be all bitter for the eternity, amen!
