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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #345 on: October 17, 2014, 05:24:06 pm »
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #346 on: October 17, 2014, 05:31:36 pm »
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One way of eventually getting there is to not overthink it and do usual stuff a guy without a girlfriend does. And without you even knowing, it gets served to you totally at random. Wish somebody had told him.

Also, ffs, didn't this guy have a gaming rig or a console? Should have just killed the precious youth time with games instead of going on trivial car rides and shooting poetic videos about how girls don't want to drop their panties for him.

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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #347 on: October 17, 2014, 05:54:32 pm »
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One way of eventually getting there is to not overthink it and do usual stuff a guy without a girlfriend does. And without you even knowing, it gets served to you totally at random. Wish somebody had told him.

Also, ffs, didn't this guy have a gaming rig or a console? Should have just killed the precious youth time with games instead of going on trivial car rides and shooting poetic videos about how girls don't want to drop their panties for him.

Killing people because you're lonely?  He's better off dead, his delusions got the better of him.  Hopefully the body was cremated and the ashes dumped in the nearest toilet.

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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #348 on: October 17, 2014, 09:01:33 pm »
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Killing people because you're lonely?  He's better off dead, his delusions got the better of him.  Hopefully the body was cremated and the ashes dumped in the nearest toilet.
You are talking such a shit!
What would you think if someone saying something like that bout you?!
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #349 on: October 17, 2014, 09:05:47 pm »
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You are talking such a shit!
What would you think if someone saying something like that bout you?!

I would say

Superman is a dick

For talking such a shit

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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #350 on: October 17, 2014, 09:16:31 pm »
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I would say

Superman is a dick

For talking such a shit
Superman is just a Movie... don't take it to serious.
You should start to live, open your door and go out
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #351 on: October 17, 2014, 09:18:20 pm »
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #352 on: August 04, 2015, 12:56:59 am »
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #353 on: August 04, 2015, 05:38:28 am »
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1 year later, still a virgin.  :(
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #354 on: August 04, 2015, 10:11:55 pm »
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"I've been to college , for 2 and a half years , more than that actually. And I am still a virgin."

What? Are we getting free boobs while entering the college normally?

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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #355 on: August 04, 2015, 10:39:49 pm »
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The fabulous necro of this thread made me think that "Rodge the Man" came back from among the dead. I mean it sounded possible. Then I thought, "If Rodge can come back from the dead, so could the mod". And that is how I came to my senses.

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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #356 on: August 04, 2015, 10:42:25 pm »
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"I've been to college , for 2 and a half years , more than that actually. And I am still a virgin."

What? Are we getting free boobs while entering the college normally?

In US (atleast the place he went to) it's supposedly super easy to get laid. He went to UCSB. And lived in Isla Vista. A place where not getting laid is a challenge.
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #357 on: August 04, 2015, 11:57:54 pm »
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1 year later, still a virgin.  :(

it's worse than that

I got "hard dick syndrome" and now i can never go back :(
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #358 on: August 05, 2015, 12:50:04 am »
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What?!.. It's been a fuckin' year already?.. What kind of black magic is this..
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But yeah, it sucks to be a virgin big time. Not much universal good in this world - food, sleep, drugs and fucking. The sleep in always there for the taking, but one can't really do more than 12-14 hours of it... Need to waste the rest some other way! So some of you go for eating, and it's very nice and all, but it can't compares to a good old sexual intercourse.
I take boring food, but lots of dick-action any time! What a sweet deal it would be! Get some needed nutrition and back to the pussy. Just laying in bed all day long and fucking, fucking and fucking. A quick nap, a quick snack - and back to touching each others private parts. What a life! Don't get me wrong, I do live this way as much as I can, but I would truly like to commit myself to that lifestyle a whole 100%.
Aaaa-aand it's a good way to be in shape! Fuck so you feel as if you were doing a crossfit training when you are done and walking to the bathroom for a shower. No other way! None of that sissy shit - get nasty, feel that horny animal you truly are and go for a heartstopping trip.
 
That poor bastard missed like 1/4 of life's most sacred pleasures, but that's the nature of the game - there's not enough good pussy for everyone :( He could definitely get a fat girl, or one with some other deficiencies, but he wished for something he could not get, and he snapped.. After all, being a man does mean you get to fuck. No need to deny it.
But it would be mighty hard choice for me... Not to fuck or to fuck a fat chick. Hmm... Meah, wouldn't do it when I was his age, but now, I would fuck a 40+ fat lady rather than not fucking at all. But having a fat one as my first - no way! That's just wrong.

So if any of you young assholes haven't fucked yet - stop reading forums, playing video games, studying, drop all that other gay shit you are doing, and focus on getting laid! Don't you dare imagine pussy will magically land on your dick, because you are a nice guy and whatever - no, it will not.

Well, R.I.P. Supreme Gentleman, still can't believe it's been a year... Can't even say that now when he's gone there is more pussy to the rest of us, since he never got laid, he he. Let us hope that up in the heavens he got his first kiss and a quicky from an angel, so he would not be all bitter for the eternity, amen!
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Re: I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl
« Reply #359 on: August 05, 2015, 03:51:41 am »
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Not much universal good in this world - food, sleep, drugs and fucking.

this is a very good quote.
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