Ok guys it really has been fun but this is indeed just some trolling I felt compelled to do when I came across that article (it really is the kind of thing I would do on LSD).
Despite this I'd like to say thanks for both the good wishes and hilarious posts that have been made. For something that was mainly intended for a giggle with my small circle of buds I certainly didn't expect this much feedback (positive at that).
Taser wins first place for giving me the eye candy that quenya script is.
Thranduil wins second place for reminding me to stay true to the elven ways of wine and marijuana.
Warborn wins third place for giving me the best mental image (something like this)-
Joseph Porta gets honourable mention for trying really hard at English.
"Thats a legit reason for arrest also knowing all that LOTRore on an LSD is no small feat"
See you soon on NA1