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Offline Johammeth

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Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« on: May 19, 2014, 11:17:23 pm »
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This object is a Masterwork Wooden Stick.
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It is made out of Wooden Stick.
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It is decorated with an image of a face in wood.
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All craftsmanship is of the lowest quality.
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This object menaces with spikes of Poorly Rendered Face
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It is surrounded by an aura of madness and confusion.
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This object is a Masterwork Wooden Stick.
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2014, 11:26:29 pm »
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Nice, dude. How long did you spend on it?

Someone should do masterwork stones next.
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2014, 11:33:35 pm »
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:o now you've inspired me
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2014, 11:36:18 pm »
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I'm actually fucking impressed. You bring quality posts to the community.
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2014, 11:38:22 pm »
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Thanks!

I spent a couple hours on it yesterday setting up the shape/layout and a couple more today carving attacking it with the Dremel.

I officially declare this week cRPG arts and crafts week!
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2014, 11:39:26 pm »
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Please make this a thing.
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2014, 11:53:25 pm »
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Want a Nordic War Sword for it? I got plenty of em

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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2014, 11:54:22 pm »
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Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on May 19, 2014, 11:26:29 pm
Nice, dude. How long did you spend on it?

Someone should do masterwork stones next.

http://www.boredpanda.com/stone-sculptures-hirotoshi-ito/
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2014, 11:57:28 pm »
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For u, because of cool posts.  :D

Took the dude from your profile pic as example :p

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I loot corpses of their golden teeth.
But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

i'll be there at around
Quote from: Tydeus on May 23, 2014, 05:34:36 pm
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2014, 12:24:29 am »
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Quote from: Kratos on May 19, 2014, 11:53:25 pm
Want a Nordic War Sword for it? I got plenty of em

Thanks for the offer, but I've still got more to work on/learn from the stick. Gonna look for a cheap set of woodcarving chisels this weekend and try for something more ornate at the bottom!


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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2014, 12:32:27 am »
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2014, 01:29:47 am »
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Quote from: Tiger on May 19, 2014, 11:54:22 pm
http://www.boredpanda.com/stone-sculptures-hirotoshi-ito/

"Japanese Artist Creates Incredible Stone Sculptures That Defy The Laws Of Physics." Defying the laws of physics is probably the most over-used phrase. Firstly, nothing can really defy the laws of physics, save for a new scientific discovery that may prove our existing laws completely incorrect. But really, please... tell me how sticking a zipper on a rock suddenly breaks science? Cool sculptures nonetheless...

Quote from: Johammeth on May 19, 2014, 11:38:22 pm
Thanks!

I spent a couple hours on it yesterday setting up the shape/layout and a couple more today carving attacking it with the Dremel.

I officially declare this week cRPG arts and crafts week!

Man, the only way to carve a stick is with a knife! Using a power tool just feels like cheating... slowly whittling away with a pocket knife just adds to the love imbued on said stick! :P
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2014, 01:54:06 am »
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I'm a tool of power and I carve things all the time.
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2014, 03:27:15 am »
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Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2014, 03:48:17 am »
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What you have there is a masterwork PLANK this difference is a plank has been cut into a flat shape, while a stick is an unaltered limb.

Just some clarification I majored in wood shop
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